Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Skipped Cristmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Irving Berlin
Parody Song Title:
"Skipped Cristmas"
Parody Written by:
Traditional
The Lyrics
One in a long series of anti-Christmas songs
I'm dreaming that we skipped Christmas
And no one played those awful songs
No more crowded shopping
The suicides dropping
The family pressures finally gone
I'm dreaming that we skipped Christmas
And only advertisers cared
Peoples' credit didn't get maxed
So I hope more Christmases get axed
I'm dreaming of no more Christmas
Let's start a brand new holiday
Let's all be wishin''
For new tradition
Of doing everything our way
It's time we put it to a vote
For it's time that wagon gets fixed
So let's get that Christmas 86'd
And no one played those awful songs
No more crowded shopping
The suicides dropping
The family pressures finally gone
I'm dreaming that we skipped Christmas
And only advertisers cared
Peoples' credit didn't get maxed
So I hope more Christmases get axed
I'm dreaming of no more Christmas
Let's start a brand new holiday
Let's all be wishin''
For new tradition
Of doing everything our way
It's time we put it to a vote
For it's time that wagon gets fixed
So let's get that Christmas 86'd
http://home.earthlink.net/~duncanoff/
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
I may be inventive, but I'm a typo king. Can anybody tell me how to correct "Traditional" and put my name back in there? How do we fix it when we screw up on this site?
Rick, e-mail or PM Chucky on the messageboard and tell him what you want fixed. My name was messed up at first too.
Hey Rick. Would you mind explain 86īd to me?
This parody sucked. Sorry, that's just my opinion.
I dunno... I thought it coincided with my view of chrismas pretty well: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/wizzard0.shtml
86 means to throw someone out.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/irvingberlin4.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 845