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Song Parodies -> "Put It On, What Fits"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' On The Ritz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Put It On, What Fits"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Have you seen the supersized
Up on Hippo avenue,
Struttin proud, like they don't care
Gonna' need streets wider there..

Scared cops just let them frolic
Tank tops are quite symbolic
They keep comin' back
For another Big Mac....(Ohh..)

If you're fat,
And folks kept leering,
when you sat,
Instead of hearing
Fabric splits..
Put it on, what fits!

Chubby types
Poured into blue jeans
Pressured pipes,
Enough for two jeans
Should skip grits..
(And) Put it on, what fits!

Dressed too tight and small is such a stupor,
Almost hides the wall..they're each a grouper
(what a blooper!)

Drop "eight" size
And take the "twenties"
Need tent buys
To hide those Plenties,
Plus arm pits..
Put it on, what fits!

--------wide instrumental break--------

Over cal'ried plumps and over sleazy,
Cellulited rumps roll bright and breezy,
Cottage cheesy...

Stop erupting like volcanoes,
Mirror up and throw away those
Form fit knits..
Put it on, what fits!

Put it on, what fits!

Put it on, what fits!







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alvin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
funny as hell and a nice bit of pacing on a tough song
2Eagle - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Witty.
The Ghost of Johnnie Cochran (channeled by Michael Pacholek) - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
If the parody is live, you must five!
littleCupCakes - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny parody, Sir, L'Air de Farce, . . . tres amusant, MonSieur!
AFW - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Appreciate it, alvin, 2Eagle, JC-MP..good rhyme, there. and also, LCC..the French lieutenant..
Ann Hammond - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he he
Meriadoc - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG! You just described the constant view at the shopping centers in my home town....!
Peregrin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW's parodies meet Peter Gabriel's "Big Time" in more ways than one! Funny work, AFW :)
AFW - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for that "he" quartet, Ann...and thanks to Meriadoc..there's probably enough for all malls...and thanks, Peregrin
adagio - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
You described the 'fat' scene quite well. Include my mall as a hang-out for fat-stuff...in tight clothes. Very funny!! Well done! 5's
AFW - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, adagio...I haven't conducted any fat studies, but in experiences and observations, I've found that large percentages of people who fall into this category, do not even believe they are fat. I think they reach a comfortable level of self denial, through a series of mind game mental arrangements. Still, who am I to judge and analyze. There, but for the lack of a few more dozen Whoppers, or Macs, a month, go I.
John Jenkins - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
"Tank tops are quite symbolic" was my favorite among several clever lines.
AFW - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
And thank you, John
TJC - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Hyper-collosal mega inspired... this was absolutely great... you need to start selling these puppies!
AFW - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, TJC...but, compliments like yours, and other comments and votes, are payment enough...
Guy - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Farce - Misquoting the Steely Dan OS of "Deacon Blues":

This is the way of the expanding pants. This fits the OS perfectly - no alterations needed.
AFW - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, Guy...appreciate it

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