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Song Parodies -> "Alex and Her Rag Time Band"

Original Song Title:

"Alexander's Ragtime Band"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Alex and Her Rag Time Band"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Come on and hear...ya' gotta' hear
Alex and her Rag Time Band
You won't believe..you can't conceive
They're the strangest in the land..
Holdin' Maxi pads for mutes...on their horns and coronets
Gal vocal group...that they call "PMS Pets"
They are the weirdest band what am...I'll tell ya Man!

Come on along...to snatch a song
Real perverted, but they're grand
Alex, the girl...she'll lead and twirl
Tampax, not baton, in hand..
For pure novelty...a big laugh giver...is their Rag Time
Come on and hear...ya' gotta' hear
Alex and her Rag Time Band

(InstruMenstrual break)

Their music's great...each "Twenty eight"
Alex and her Rag Time Band
Performing streak...lasts 'bout a week
Twenty two days they'll rest, and..
Comes a new concert time...a real laugh giver..,at their Rag Time
Come on and hear...ya' gotta' hear
Alex and her Rag Time Band

Come on and hear...ya' gotta hear
Alex and her Rag Time Band
Every lady in the band,,,seems a little ill at ease
Play symphonies,...often do a period piece
They're just...the weirdest band what am...I tell ya' Man!

Come on along...You'll love their songs
Alex and her Rag Time Band
One girl went wrong...will wasn't strong
Wound up pregnant and got canned
You're gonna' laugh so hard,..you'll shake and quiver...at their Rag Time
Come on and hear,...ya' gotta' hear
Alex and her Rag Time Band

Alex and her Rag Time Band..


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alvin - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
bloody outrageous !...5s plus
Chatty Cathy - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Pull that string one more time... I dare ya!
Guy - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
It's bloody raggy time
It's bloody raggy time
Rage-Time is such a chore
This read was not a bore

I guess that (InstruMenstrual break) was for a change in the ragtime tempo. I`m giving you a coupon for industrial size tampons - a $5.55 value.
John Barry - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Seven days and seven nights plus one. This is hilarious!
Mr Pheasent - February 20, 2018 - Report this comment
realy realy funny would left your spirits when your depressed

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