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Song Parodies -> "Pudding On A Ritz ?"
Original Song Title:
"Puttin' On The Ritz"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Irving Berlin
Parody Song Title:
"Pudding On A Ritz ?"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
baby's due...and your wife has gone...loco, too
her diet sense...is...blown to bits
pudding on a ritz ?
dip with tripe...hawaiian date floats
pears, unripe...smeared on her meat loaf...cherry pits
pudding on a ritz ?
lickin' up an ice cream double scooper
she's applied some ground up bits of grouper
super duper
hot chex mix...with marsh-a-mallows
bowls of trix...with orangish jello...luke warm grits
pudding on a ritz ?
golden honey poured on her spaghetti
taco sauce baked in her apple betty...makes her sweaty
she declares that she's cravin' something
i can stand it all, but that one thing...gives me fits
pudding on a ritz ?
her diet sense...is...blown to bits
pudding on a ritz ?
dip with tripe...hawaiian date floats
pears, unripe...smeared on her meat loaf...cherry pits
pudding on a ritz ?
lickin' up an ice cream double scooper
she's applied some ground up bits of grouper
super duper
hot chex mix...with marsh-a-mallows
bowls of trix...with orangish jello...luke warm grits
pudding on a ritz ?
golden honey poured on her spaghetti
taco sauce baked in her apple betty...makes her sweaty
she declares that she's cravin' something
i can stand it all, but that one thing...gives me fits
pudding on a ritz ?
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This parody is pregnant with humor!
Ritzy job on a tough one. Great title.
A great title!...that promises high humor...and definitely delivers same..top fives
5s ... heh heh, and some people think my taste for anchovies is weird!
thanks rex john AFW and johnny
Strangely appetizing, 555.
He hehe he....a combo dinner! 5's
thanks stephen (ya think ?) and adagio
What can i say...........i'ts a "cracker"
I agree with Stephen as long as the pudding is chocolate. Chocolate and crunchy salty things mix well. It's my favorite when I am living up to my intials.
Only if it's "Possum Pudding", alvin....uuummmm ~ ~ ~ 5 scoops of th' stuff ~ ~ ~
As John Barry commented, this is a very good parody on a difficult OS. I particularly liked the spaghetti/Betty/sweaty.
That's what banana cream causes...
thanks dougup PMS paul john and peter
What's wrong with golden honey poured on spaghetti? That's like a Friday Night treat for me! But that other stuff is just plain sick!!! So sick it deserves FIVES!!!
thanks matthias (lol)
Pudding on a Ritz cracker? Never thought of that before.
CHEESE AND BACON,LITTLE WEENIER'S TO,MAKE A LOT FOR YOUR CREW,WHERE A BANQUIT SITS,PUTTING IT ON A RITZ ,
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