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Song Parodies -> "Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands"
Original Song Title:
"Alexander's Ragtime Band"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Irving Berlin
Parody Song Title:
"Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
They are the best,
They pass the test
Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands
There's no mistakes
To show they're fakes,
They're the best glands in the land
They can do a jiggle show
Like you've never seen before..
So natural,
Makes ya' wanna' see much more..
They're just the bestest glands what am..
Make's Emr'l bam!
Just like a song,
They bounce along
And on Baywatch they were tanned
All men today,
Are bound to say..
Magnifique..and simply grand!
And if that plastic surgeon's still around
Who carved those Ta Ta's..
He oughta' get
Awarded yet,
For Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands
They pass the test
Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands
There's no mistakes
To show they're fakes,
They're the best glands in the land
They can do a jiggle show
Like you've never seen before..
So natural,
Makes ya' wanna' see much more..
They're just the bestest glands what am..
Make's Emr'l bam!
Just like a song,
They bounce along
And on Baywatch they were tanned
All men today,
Are bound to say..
Magnifique..and simply grand!
And if that plastic surgeon's still around
Who carved those Ta Ta's..
He oughta' get
Awarded yet,
For Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands
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I'm Johnny D (or as Spaff likes to call me these days, "Johnny DD"), and I aproob this parody.
( * )( * )......that's all I've gotta say.....555
5s for Mammela's Grander Jugs.
I hear in the video, she's making her gland entrance
Thanks Johnny, kristof, John, and Jeff...good quips..breast, I ever her'd
I'm a big fan of your titular subject.
what Kristof said - 555
thanks to Keith and Stuart..
Since I can't vote 42-28-32, I'll have to vote 5-5-5.
Thanks Michael
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