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Song Parodies -> "Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands"

Original Song Title:

"Alexander's Ragtime Band"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

They are the best,
They pass the test
Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands

There's no mistakes
To show they're fakes,
They're the best glands in the land

They can do a jiggle show
Like you've never seen before..
So natural,
Makes ya' wanna' see much more..

They're just the bestest glands what am..
Make's Emr'l bam!

Just like a song,
They bounce along
And on Baywatch they were tanned

All men today,
Are bound to say..
Magnifique..and simply grand!

And if that plastic surgeon's still around
Who carved those Ta Ta's..
He oughta' get
Awarded yet,
For Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm Johnny D (or as Spaff likes to call me these days, "Johnny DD"), and I aproob this parody.
Kristof Robertson - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
( * )( * )......that's all I've gotta say.....555
John Barry - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for Mammela's Grander Jugs.
Jeff Reuben - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I hear in the video, she's making her gland entrance
AFW - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, kristof, John, and Jeff...good quips..breast, I ever her'd
Keith - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm a big fan of your titular subject.
Stuart McArthur - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
what Kristof said - 555
AFW - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks to Keith and Stuart..
Michael Pacholek - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Since I can't vote 42-28-32, I'll have to vote 5-5-5.
AFW - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael

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