I am a little president, presiding I have been
Ran for three years or more in this land of liberty
I'm known from LA to Kalamazoo
And I go by the name of George W.
Of all the jobs in Congress being president's the best
When election's going on, candidates never rest
They beg for his power, they have nothing else to do
Only running for the office of George W

They'll vote from New York to California
Results vote them out when I speak 'til the dawn
Put holes in the votes with the pin going through
And the vast Democrats making Kerry feeling blue
And who should support him but the Speaker of the House
When his wife had to leave because she stained her blouse
He began to wonder and he said "Ooh
Are there weapons of destruction, Mr. George W?"

I went to the presidential poll one day
"Welcome to the presidential poll," they say
Republican or democrat, please pick and choose
But be sure not to vote for Mr. George W.
Remember 9/11, and the problems that it caused
Only war has been on, and we need a new boss
Be sure to vote for Senate and for Alderman too
But stay clear away from George W.

Who'll rule the roost in the east and the west?
Who'll run the north and the south at his best?
With polls at the schools and the bills passing through
Wondering shouldn't I vote for Kerry or George W.
I'm holding up the voters and it's getting late at night
The poll's all closed and out goes the light
So now there'll be results in a week or two
"God bless America" says George W.