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Song Parodies -> "Nasty Springer"

Original Song Title:

"Nancy Whiskey (a.k.a. Carlton Weaver)"

Original Performer:

Irish Folk Music

Parody Song Title:

"Nasty Springer"

Parody Written by:

okayokay

The Lyrics

He is Springer, Jerry Springer
He is the host of his own show
He's got cheaters from the trailers
Shouting matches, punches thrown


Chorus: Springer, Springer, nasty Springer, Springer, Springer, nasty-o

As they come from trailer City
Springer's guests, I'll bet they smell
"I just can't sit down beside her
After a year she's got something to tell"

Chorus

Girlfriend said: "I really love her
The more I loved her the more she smiles
Oh, I forgot my mother's backstage
Plus her son had me beguiled"

Chorus,

Springer's on late in the morning
I slake my thirst, it is my need
The guest tell lies 'cause they just aren't truthful
Girls are flashing for their beads

Chorus,

Come on hot lady dance the pole
Tell me what I have to pay
Fifteen dollars for a strippin'
Pay me quick, I'll strip away

Chorus,

Guests come in from Redneck City
Drinking homemade whiskey-ale
Suck 'em in drink four in a minute
Sticky fat men tip the scales

Chorus

I'm going back to watch Jerry Springer
That surely makes the ratings fly
Watch the whores on Jerry Springer
The worst of shows in TV Guide

Chorus

Come, all you watchers, Springer watchers
And all you watchers what ever you see
Keep on watching Jerry Springer
You'll see exactly what I mean

Chorus and repeated chorus

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John Barry - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Two Jerry jest in two days. Nice job.

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