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Song Parodies -> "Young Lady in High School"

Original Song Title:

"Old Woman from Wexford"

Original Performer:

Irish Folk Music

Parody Song Title:

"Young Lady in High School"

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The Lyrics

This is about those nasty gym teachers in high school.
There was a young lady in high school
Chicago she did dwell
She hates her PE teacher
And his bellowing twice as well

With me right fol lid-del-al-lad-il
And me right fol low-del lee

One day she went to the kitchen
Some arsenic for to find
Saying "I will find me something
That'll make the bastard die"


"I'll feed him AIDS infected blood
And make him drink it all
And it won't be so very long after
That he won't live long at all"


So she fed him AIDS infected blood
And made him drink it all
And it wasn't so very long after
That his health went off the wall


Says he "You're late for class again,
you poor excuse for life"
says she "don't feel ashamed
'cause you can't get it up for your wife"


The young lady she went back a bit
To get a running go
She pushed the coach into the pool
And he went in below


How loudly did he roar
And how loudly did he growl
"That's 50 jumping jacks," says he
"with no credit for class at all"


He swam and swam and swam and swam
'Till he came to the further brim
The girl tied weights onto his arm
that sank him further in


A glass of AIDS infected blood
Will make your coach soon die
But push him in the pool
And tell him to kiss his ass goodbye.


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