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Song Parodies -> "There is No Ink in Magic Markers"

Original Song Title:

"There are No Pubs in Kirkintilloch"

Original Performer:

Irish Folk Music

Parody Song Title:

"There is No Ink in Magic Markers"

Parody Written by:

okayokay

The Lyrics

when I was younger, I used to take the lids off of markers and lose them and let then dry out and I thought it was hilarious for some reason, don't ask me why
In Magic Markers, there's no ink and I'm sure you'll wonder why
My brother and me went on a spree we drained the markers dry, all dry
Drained the markers dry

My mother loved to color pictures
With my marker set
When she took of the lid to the one that was red
She threw an anger fit, my man
She threw an anger fit

In Magic Markers, there's no ink and I'm sure you'll wonder why
My brother and me went on a spree we drained the markers dry, all dry
Drained the markers dry

She asked me where the lid was at
I replied I don't know
my brother and me, we knew where it was
When the tip was white as snow my man
When the tip was white as snow

In Magic Markers, there's no ink and I'm sure you'll wonder why
My brother and me went on a spree we drained the markers dry, all dry
Drained the markers dry

My father didn't care too much
But it made my mother fume
I sat and laughed the other day
It happened when I was 2, my man
It happened when I was 2.

In Magic Markers, there's no ink and I'm sure you'll wonder why
My brother and me went on a spree we drained the markers dry, all dry
Drained the markers dry

So I think I'll take the lidless markers
Just leave them to lay
they're no longer useful when off go the lids
and lost in a half a day, my man
And lost in a half a day

In Magic Markers, there's no ink and I'm sure you'll wonder why
My brother and me went on a spree we drained the markers dry, all dry
Drained the markers dry

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Royce Miller - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know this original tune you've used, but I'm saluting you for recalling a memory from when you were 2! And I thought it had a certain charm..

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