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Song Parodies -> "Phyllis's John"

Original Song Title:

"Sullivan's John"

Original Performer:

Irish Folk Music

Parody Song Title:

"Phyllis's John"

Parody Written by:

okayokay

The Lyrics

One time I had to help my dad take out an old tiolet from my aun't's house and I just happened to watch the garbage men take it to their truck and here's the results of my observation.
Oh Phyllis's john, to the trash you've gone
Far away from your bathroom home
You've gone with the other garbage
All amongst the chicken bones
Oh Phyllis's john, you won't stand there long
For the city will give you cracks
Crushed along with old toys, by the mighty boys
With machines in the dump truck's back

I saw old cookies that were black and green
Behind in the truck stuck on
A crusher smashing all the trash
For the crush the old toilet to crumbs
Inquiring with every urine drop
'Cause the john has now been trashed
Now it's what if she needed the pot for to crap
And where would she place her ass?

There's some hairy ass bread and a beat up bed
In a place called a big landfill
Where seagulls do swarm when it gets really warm
And the garbage that smells of swill
They loaded the toilet in one million pieces
Among the clothes with holes
One bad toilet today, it went away
For to join with the orange peels

Oh Phyllis's john, to the trash you've gone
Far away from your bathroom home
You've gone with the other garbage
All amongst the chicken bones
Oh Phyllis's john, you won't stand there long
For the city will give you cracks
Crushed along with old toys, by the mighty boys
With machines in the dump truck's back

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