-> "New Bands"
Original Song Title:
"Slow Hands"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"New Bands"
The Lyrics
And no more talent shows
Like The X-Factor for a start
So don't do the hand or talk to it
Cos that is really rude
You are the Rita Ora of your day
Or maybe the Gavin Rossdale of now
And I respect that
Can you see what they've done to my song
And it's artwork
Like it's Nevermind
It's my topped with new bands
You put the glamour up your bottom
It's my topped with Manchester United
I'm not sure that's the real thing
Cos I ain't One Direction
And I ain't aimed at little girls
Who the fack is Harry Styles when at home
Or maybe the Irish one
Niall Horan
If you can see me in the stars
I'll be Jeff Mangum
Just to start this Mexican wave
Can you see what they're done to my song
And it's cold
It's like Odelay
It's mine topped with new bands
It's like Beatlemania all over again
It's mine topped with new bands, girlfriend
You put the songs onto iTunes
And it's mine topped with radio airplay
You shove Amazon up your backside
It's mine topped with erratic behaviour
You shove Rita Ora down your ass
It's mine thinking of Rita Ora
There's no 'How We Do' up in Jerusalem
It's mine topped with suffocation, sweetie
There's no Trey Songz at the Glasgow sky
There's no '2 Reasons' honey
You can shove it down 'Parklife'
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