-> "Good Starter"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Advice"
Original Performer:
Ingrid Andress
Parody Song Title:
"Good Starter"
The Lyrics
I drove
Down to Town Georgia
Straight to aisle five
Got a bottle of Barq's, 'cause
My friend told me
If I drink the whole thing
Then I wouldn't think about you
And after glass two, well
I'd be brand new
And I tried
A one night kinda mask
Made out in the COVID lot
And that's so not my style, but
My sister said, I've
Gotta kiss a lot of deaths
Before I find my prince, so
That's just what I did, but I'm
No closer to gettin' over you
No closer to rebootin' bein' through
Every remedy or stupid thing I tried
Ain't helped me like it should
But at least I'm gettin' good
At takin' good starter
Oh, good starter, yeah
Every remedy or rebooting I tried
Ain't helped me like it should
But at least I'm gettin' good
I'm turnin' COVID into reboot
Fallin' out of love and into rebooting
I'm so messed up
Tryin' to forget us
Yeah, I'm down just to try
About anything once, I'm
No closer to gettin' over you
No closer to rebooting bein' through
Every remedy or stupid thing I tried
Ain't helped me like it should
But at least I'm gettin' good
At takin' good starter
Oh, good starter, yeah
Every remedy or rebooting I tried
Ain't helped me like it should
But at least I'm gettin' good
At takin'
Good starter
Ooh-ooh, yeah
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, I'm
No closer to gettin' over you
No closer to rebooting bein' through
Every remedy or stupid thing I tried
Ain't helped me like it should
But at least I'm gettin' good
At takin' good starter (oh, good starter)
Oh, good starter (oh, good starter), yeah
Every remedy or stupid thing I tried
Ain't helped me like it should
But at least I'm gettin' good
At takin' good starter
Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah
Oh-oh-oh
Good starter
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