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Song Parodies -> "God Forbid"

Original Song Title:

"Amazing Grace"

Original Performer:

Hymns

Parody Song Title:

"God Forbid"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh, God forbid, so I bid five,
And I acquired it..
House of the Lord
Where souls are stored,
Upon his throne I sit

So proudly now, Heaven, I own
The place went for a loss
I oversee the golden gate
And I'm the Angels boss

Just blame the poor economy
Low faith, and too much sin
When signs went up..In Bankruptcy
I gambled with a win..

As God forbid, I raised him one
The auctioneer said, "Sold !"
Bank had foreclosed,
Sheriff's sale imposed
My new home's solid gold..

The rules of entrance, I will change
Just hot females allowed
Some gamblin' halls and prostitutes
And music rockin' loud..

When God forbid..hey, I bid five
More wine, and booze, and beer
And bet your lives
My two ex-wives
Will never get in here..

Yeah, bet your lives,
That no ex-wives
Will ever get in here...







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Mark Scotti - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
"Heavens", was that creative!!!
TJC - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Lots o' sad truths n' lexcellent Beleze'subs!
AFW - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark and TJ...
Old Man Ribber - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody, but what a responsibility! You'd better keep up the "neighborhood"! ;D
AFW - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR..actually, no neighbors... :)
Fiddlegirl - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved the concept right from the start... and ROFL @ "twist [the knife]" ending! :D

(No neighbors, you say? Uh-oh... )
AFW - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fg....appreciate it
Tommy Turtle - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
You might just have converted me....
P. S. - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Just so you know, at least *one* person/reptile caught the superb and subtle pun on "God, four, bid". MagnificentTT!

Also, TJC kindly pointed me to your having a cow, so to speak, while I was away for the holidays. Left a v/c there.
Phil Alexander - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
:-) .. I wonder, is O:-) a smiley with a halo?
AFW - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, TT..(Mister Shepherd), and I wool check out your cow-meant..and thanks, Phil
< ! ! ! > - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . an axe-wife ! ! !

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