You're a Blockhead Charlie Brown
You lack all zeal & appeal
You're as ugly as a Jack Ass, you're so depressing makes us ill, Charlie Brown
Pay Lucy 5¢ for each psychiatric ordeal, Charlie Brown

You're a killjoy, Charlie Brown
You're no good at football
You lack desire, you're as popular as a troll, Charlie Brown
Halloween, got a rock and that mini-Xmas tree was so uncool, Charlie Brown

You're a sour one, Charlie Brown
Always a frown, never a smile, Charlie Brown
In school you get in trouble, make your teacher lecture for a while (wa wom wawa wom wom)
You think you're an adult, but you're just in denial

You're a botcher, Charlie Brown
You will never reach the top
Your dog mocks you and with Lucy the football drops
You're a three time loser who always falls for the same old stuff... again and again... Charlie Brown

Act pathetically, Charlie Brown
You seem permanently lost
Schroeder has piano, Linus his blanket, but you are surely a loss, Charlie Brown
Your lif is an appalling scrap heap overflowing with the most eclectic
assortment of disappointment imaginable with your tongue tied up in knots

You're so sullen, Charlie Brown
Look how low your life has sunk
Your idiotic schemes disturb Lucy who's your boss
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Failed, Frightened, Flop"

When you're older, vote for Trump!!!