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Song Parodies -> "Stomp Around"

Original Song Title:

"Jump Around"

Original Performer:

House Of Pain

Parody Song Title:

"Stomp Around"

Parody Written by:

Lime

The Lyrics

Lose the weight, lose the hate
Let me begin
Versus me that's a sin
I won't fuck the mat up
Crowd you better back up
Try and play arrows and the dancers will act up
Get up stand up, come on!
Come on, wipe your shoes off
If you've got the feeling, dance to the 10 footers
That kid is a n00b, can't triple A songs
Yo I'll kick him in the face
And then I'll own him arcade style
Dance it, stomp it
Speakers a'booming
And I got more sweat the stove's got a flamin'
Dancing moves
Sure 'nuff I got move from the kids on the mat
I'd win it that's a fact

I came to get down [2x]
So get up on here and stomp around
Stomp around [3x]
Stomp up stomp up and get down.
Stomp [17x]

I'll serve your ass like Sterf and lil' Q
If you get in the way, I'm kicking you off
Word to your friends, I came to drop 'rows
I got more moves than the arrows come
And just like the Super Nova I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get pwned
Cause I got A's and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring gatorade
But if you that's all cool, because I duel to the faint
Try and stomp to me you'll take some big breaths
I gots skill, come get your fill
Cause when I stomp, I stomp to win

I came to get down [2x]
So get up on here and stomp around
Stomp around [3x]
Stomp up stomp up and get down.
Stomp [17x]

I'm the best of the best, I rise to the top,
I never drink pop, because pop is the crap
Or better yet a depressant
like you learned all the lessons
Try'n to stomp me out like my name was known foreva'
But I ain't goin out like no dance newb
Get used to a song but you know I'll just switch
It's all the directions, then pant pant you're down
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Sweatin' past arrows, buddy I'll wet ya.

I came to get down [2x]
So get up on here and stomp around
Stomp around [3x]
Stomp up stomp up and get down.
Stomp [17x]

Stomp [32x]

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