Song Parodies -> I'm so Religious
| Original Song Title: | "Comment" |
| Original Performer: | Homophobinator |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm so Religious" |
| Parody Written by: | Matt Klopfer |
I hope you like this, you overhyped zealot. I'd love it if you actually understood that I am not in any way conveying hatred.
I’m so religious
A zealot is me
I require all
To repent and then see
That unless I say it
Is a good thing to be
Then you mustn’t do it
A zealot is me
I ask all other people
Who have another voice
To talk to me once
I’ll disavow their choice
So politically correct
That it almost hurts
When I encounter resistance
My opinion asserts
I override other opinions
Without lending an ear
To the thoughts of others
I hate people who’re queer
Can you guess my name
From clues from my dictator
If you haven’t guessed yet
It’s Homophobinator!
A zealot is me
I require all
To repent and then see
That unless I say it
Is a good thing to be
Then you mustn’t do it
A zealot is me
I ask all other people
Who have another voice
To talk to me once
I’ll disavow their choice
So politically correct
That it almost hurts
When I encounter resistance
My opinion asserts
I override other opinions
Without lending an ear
To the thoughts of others
I hate people who’re queer
Can you guess my name
From clues from my dictator
If you haven’t guessed yet
It’s Homophobinator!
In the future, if I make something very non-mainstream or "edgy," I'll dissalow comments so morons like Homophobinator don't embarrass themselves by refusing to understand a differing opinion.
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Wow! I must've really rattled your cage, Mark for you to go to all the trouble of writing this. Unlike your last offering, this is actually quite well-written...however you're still missing the point big time, and your mouth's writing checks your brain can't cash.
Point 1: I'm not at all religious, or a zealot. Considering most Christian churches shun homosexuality, it's a bit dumb of you to think I'm batting for THAT team.
Point 2: I'm not telling you what to do, or trying to persuade others to join whatever crusade you think I'm on. I expressed an OPINION; that is, your parody was narrow-minded and intolerant. I may have worded it quite strongly but I don't believe in pussyfooting around
Point 3: The line "I hate people who'r queer"...was that referring to me? If it was; wtf? My whole rant against your last parody obviously expressed the opposite.
Point 4: I was, however, stunned by the plethora of comments supporting your stance. What? There weren't any?? I rest my case.
You continue to assert that you weren't conveying hatred, but what you wrote makes a mockery of that assertion. I don't know you but for what you submit. What you describe as "edgy" and "non mainstream" I see as a desperate failed attempt.
Point 1: I'm not at all religious, or a zealot. Considering most Christian churches shun homosexuality, it's a bit dumb of you to think I'm batting for THAT team.
Point 2: I'm not telling you what to do, or trying to persuade others to join whatever crusade you think I'm on. I expressed an OPINION; that is, your parody was narrow-minded and intolerant. I may have worded it quite strongly but I don't believe in pussyfooting around
Point 3: The line "I hate people who'r queer"...was that referring to me? If it was; wtf? My whole rant against your last parody obviously expressed the opposite.
Point 4: I was, however, stunned by the plethora of comments supporting your stance. What? There weren't any?? I rest my case.
You continue to assert that you weren't conveying hatred, but what you wrote makes a mockery of that assertion. I don't know you but for what you submit. What you describe as "edgy" and "non mainstream" I see as a desperate failed attempt.
Besides for all the above, you can't parody a comment.
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