(Iron Boot, crush foot, crush leg)
(Iron Boot, lose foot, lose leg)

There's a boot made of iron bars, for punishment
(Iron Boot, invented in Spain)
‘Twas used way back a long time ago (Inquisition, yeah ‘twas, yeah ‘twas)
It din't do nothin' but a-crush your bones (Iron Boot, crush foot, lose leg)
Well this boot’s name is the Iron Boot (Sometimes called the Spanish Boot, o-oooh)
Ya got it put on when you committed crimes (For ‘terrogation, that too, that too)
And it’ll crush-ah your leg each and every time
(And your foot, that too, that too)
It got a big iron frame and a base made o’ wood
(Painful as heck, yeah ‘twas, yeah ‘twas)
Like a big bench vise on your little leg (Good for torture, but that’s it, that’s it)
(Iron Boot) ‘Twas one o’ da things that ‘twas brought back
(Iron Boot) By the “Survivin’ Hist’ry” men
(Iron Boot) Crushin’ that demonstrator’s leg
(Wonder why that man’s not dead?)

GAAAAA-AH!

He sits in a chair while the boot’s crushin’ bone
(Iron Boot, it hurts, it hurts)
Smashin’ his leg muscles, tibia and his fibula
(Iron Boot, it de-stroys, de-stroys)
The boot don't bug him cuz he volunteered
(But it hurts, it hurts)
Da man’s a hist’ry buff and a brave ol’ soul
(Iron Boot, still on, still on)

(Iron Boot) ‘Twas one o’ da things that ‘twas brought back
(Iron Boot) By the “Survivin’ Hist’ry” men
(Iron Boot) Crushin’ that demonstrator’s leg
(Wonder why that man’s not dead?)

GAAAAA-AH!

There it goes, there goes that Iron Boot
He sure is dumb, ain't he?
Like what had happened?
To his leg?
Ride, dummy, ride
Hi-yo ambulance
Ride, dummy, ride
To the E.R.
Like--hurtsville