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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself A Legal Little Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Holiday Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Legal Little Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Going to jail is bad, but not being able to spend Christmas with your loved ones because you're locked up is even worse, so if you're thinking about committing a crime this holiday season, think again. Enjoy the parody, and don't break the law.
Have yourself a legal little Christmas,
Please don’t break the law.
If you do, the police will be at your door.
Have yourself a legal little Christmas,
Keep your record clean,
I heard that the prisoners can be real mean.
Please don’t go and rob liquor stores,
Or the kicker force* will come.
I want those who are dear to me
To be near to me, my chum.
We can’t be together if you do things
That are not allowed.
Please don’t set off a nuclear bomb in Moscow,
Let’s have ourselves a legal little Christmas now.
Please don’t break the law.
If you do, the police will be at your door.
Have yourself a legal little Christmas,
Keep your record clean,
I heard that the prisoners can be real mean.
Please don’t go and rob liquor stores,
Or the kicker force* will come.
I want those who are dear to me
To be near to me, my chum.
We can’t be together if you do things
That are not allowed.
Please don’t set off a nuclear bomb in Moscow,
Let’s have ourselves a legal little Christmas now.
*-Because cops sometimes kick down doors. I know it's kinda terrible, but it does make sense in a way.
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I had some plans but... good thing I read this first. Thanks for the advice. ... and "kicker force" was OK by me (and nuking Moscow would have been at one time. Xmas gift: 5s.
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