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Song Parodies -> "Bet He'll Resign, And Pence'll Then..."
Original Song Title:
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Original Performer:
Holiday Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Bet He'll Resign, And Pence'll Then..."
Parody Written by:
Mistress Leola
The Lyrics
Bet he'll resign, and Pence'll then absolve without delay
He'll call him "Mike my Savior" (or "46", let's say...)
So Biden's "47" on Inauguration Day
But small comfort to MAGA girls and boys,
45's ploys;
Blame the former senator from Illinois!
So make ye haste, and time not waste to rid us of this scourge
Who would predict that 45 would contemplate self-purge?
"Accelerate this win-win-win," we not so humbly urge
45 "wins", and Pence can be "Top Boy"
(Six weeks! Enjoy!)
And the world's somewhat less prone to be destroyed...
He'll call him "Mike my Savior" (or "46", let's say...)
So Biden's "47" on Inauguration Day
But small comfort to MAGA girls and boys,
45's ploys;
Blame the former senator from Illinois!
So make ye haste, and time not waste to rid us of this scourge
Who would predict that 45 would contemplate self-purge?
"Accelerate this win-win-win," we not so humbly urge
45 "wins", and Pence can be "Top Boy"
(Six weeks! Enjoy!)
And the world's somewhat less prone to be destroyed...
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Saudi Arabia and Israel are trying to drag us into a war with Iran. Will Biden have the smarts and the will to keep us out of it, or will we have a new generation of "Wounded Warriors" to seek help in TV ads?
Sanks you to all ze trigger MAGAts with ze 1 and 1 and 1 votings! Zis tell me I somethings right, no? Meestress hit a nervous spots? No vorry, always there is 2024, no?
Pacing, prescience and pfunny - it's got it all. Nice work.
Sanks you John Dacey!
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