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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Holiday Songs
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Good evening, Clarice. It's been a while, hasn't it? Why, I do enjoy a good Christmas feast with that special someone...especially when they're the main course!
AHEM! Anyways, sorry I've been gone so long, but other writing projects were calling. I just couldn't go without butchering (no pun intended) a few classics for Christmas! Anyways, enjoy the parody! DISCLAIMER: Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. does not actually condone, endorse, encourage...blah, blah, blah...the consumption of famous holiday characters.
AHEM! Anyways, sorry I've been gone so long, but other writing projects were calling. I just couldn't go without butchering (no pun intended) a few classics for Christmas! Anyways, enjoy the parody! DISCLAIMER: Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. does not actually condone, endorse, encourage...blah, blah, blah...the consumption of famous holiday characters.
I saw Mommy eating Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
So silent like a lamb,
That surely wasn’t ham!
She let naught go to waste
And she had some toast with jam.
Yeah, I saw Mommy eating Santa Claus,
Ol’ St. Nick sure put up a real fight!
She ate him with fava beans,
And a nice Chianti. Dean,
Mommy had been Hannibal last night!
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
So silent like a lamb,
That surely wasn’t ham!
She let naught go to waste
And she had some toast with jam.
Yeah, I saw Mommy eating Santa Claus,
Ol’ St. Nick sure put up a real fight!
She ate him with fava beans,
And a nice Chianti. Dean,
Mommy had been Hannibal last night!
Copyright 2012 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by having your liver eater with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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Silly, light and funny, the way I like 'em!
Better than cookies and milk.
so THAT'S why Santa didn't come this year! 5's but I'm still angry at your mother!
This gem is equally sweet and sick, therefore extremely satisfying. I'd give it 5s, but I'm missing a finger since unfortunately telling Hannibal Lechter to bite me. ;D
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