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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Holiday Songs

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Good evening, Clarice. It's been a while, hasn't it? Why, I do enjoy a good Christmas feast with that special someone...especially when they're the main course!
AHEM! Anyways, sorry I've been gone so long, but other writing projects were calling. I just couldn't go without butchering (no pun intended) a few classics for Christmas! Anyways, enjoy the parody! DISCLAIMER: Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. does not actually condone, endorse, encourage...blah, blah, blah...the consumption of famous holiday characters.
I saw Mommy eating Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
So silent like a lamb,
That surely wasn’t ham!
She let naught go to waste
And she had some toast with jam.

Yeah, I saw Mommy eating Santa Claus,
Ol’ St. Nick sure put up a real fight!
She ate him with fava beans,
And a nice Chianti. Dean,
Mommy had been Hannibal last night!
Copyright 2012 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by having your liver eater with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Lifeliver - December 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Silly, light and funny, the way I like 'em!
Patrick - December 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Better than cookies and milk.
Jonathan - December 26, 2012 - Report this comment
so THAT'S why Santa didn't come this year! 5's but I'm still angry at your mother!
Old Man Ribber - December 26, 2012 - Report this comment
This gem is equally sweet and sick, therefore extremely satisfying. I'd give it 5s, but I'm missing a finger since unfortunately telling Hannibal Lechter to bite me. ;D

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