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Song Parodies -> "Shari'ah Law is Comin' To Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus s Comin' To Town"

Original Performer:

Holiday Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Shari'ah Law is Comin' To Town"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Gues I'll throw my hat (or is it turban) into the Christmas parody ring. I originally spun this about three years ago when the Islamic New Year coincided with our holiday season
Oh you better watch out
You better go pray
Better cover those arms
Or your skin we will flay
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town
Were making a switch
And lashing you twice
We're gonna shield the world
From falsehood and vice
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town

We'll cleave you if you're thievin'
Throw stones when you're unchaste
We'll know if you've hid your heart from Truth
So submit for Allah's sake

So, you better wash up
You better go pray
Better steer clear of those friends
Who are gay
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town

With a 30 day fast
And and happy Iftar
Lots of Hamdu lilahs
And Allahu Akbars
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town
You cannot eat pork
Or drink alchohol
You cannot take Spike
For a walk around the mall
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town

The gals will all wear burqas
To hide their tempting flesh
You won't even see their alluring eyes
Cause they'll be covered by a mesh

So, you better convert
You better not try
To evade the jizyah*
I'm telling you why
Shari'ah law is comin'
I said Shari'ah Law is comin'
You know Shari'ah Law is comin'

TO TOWN!!

*Poll tax levied on non-Muslims by Shar'ah Law

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