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Song Parodies -> "Silent Night, Deadly Night"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Holiday Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Silent Night, Deadly Night"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Silent Night, Deadly Night was a 1984 slasher film about a man who dressed up as Santa Claus & killed people. There were 4 more sequels, one of which spawned an internet meme. This is my tribute to the series. Enjoy the parody & happy holidays to all!
Silent night, Deadly night,
Christmas is not all right.
In the village, Santa’s amok,
Run away or you’ll be French Toast.
He knows when you’ve been bad.
He knows when you’ve been bad.
Silent night, Deadly night,
People quake in their fright.
People scream as Santa’s axe flies,
Blood will spill ‘neath the darkened sky.
Try and survive Christmas.
Try and survive Christmas.
Silent night, Deadly night,
Time to stand, time to fight.
Garbage day makes people wince,
Things have not been the same since.
But we survived Christmas.
But we survived Christmas.
Christmas is not all right.
In the village, Santa’s amok,
Run away or you’ll be French Toast.
He knows when you’ve been bad.
He knows when you’ve been bad.
Silent night, Deadly night,
People quake in their fright.
People scream as Santa’s axe flies,
Blood will spill ‘neath the darkened sky.
Try and survive Christmas.
Try and survive Christmas.
Silent night, Deadly night,
Time to stand, time to fight.
Garbage day makes people wince,
Things have not been the same since.
But we survived Christmas.
But we survived Christmas.
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Someone is really sick. Poor Santa
This was actually about a movie & does not in any way represent the true nature of Santa Claus.
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