Song Parodies -> "What Is Brown And Floating On The Water"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Brown You've got a lovely Daughter"

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"What Is Brown And Floating On The Water"

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The Lyrics

What is Brown And Floating on the water?

What is brown and floating on the water
It's not far and smelling pretty rare
This is sad there is no swimming now
Can't get out quick enough there ain't no time to gripe

Who would want to do this in the water
Tell them that they really are insane
Things have changed there is no swimming now
Can't get out quick enough there ain't no time to gripe

Everyone shouts, screaming really loud well
Please pick it out so it don't float around

If we find the one who left the doo doo (left the doo doo)
When we're done they will not feel so fine (feel so fine)
Pinching logs while swimming in the pool
Could spread a bad disease a thing I don't take light

Everyone shouts, screaming really loud well
Please pick it out so it don't float around

If we find the one who left the doo doo (left the doo doo)
When we're done they will not feel so fine (feel so fine)
Pinching logs while swimming in the pool
Could spread a bad disease a thing I don't take light

What is brown and floating on the water (in the water)
What is brown and floating on the water (in the water)
What is brown and floating on the water (in the water)
What is brown and floating on the water (in the water)

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Johnny D - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Gross and sophomoric, but still a funny way to mock the original, so 5's, and good job.

alvin rhodes - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

well, i guessed "canoe" but gave ya 5s anyway

Meriadoc - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Ewwwww! Good one!

Troy - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahahahaha bloody good one!!! Makes me think of the Caddieshack movie when someone accidently flicked a chockybar into the swimming pool and everyone thought it was a turd!!! All 5s mate!!!

David Jensen - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks guys.

Jay W - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job. Yes, Troy, I thought of 'Caddyshack' immediately, too.

Yoidy - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment

I was laughing out loud to this one. Good job!

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