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Song Parodies -> "Vote, Mr. Thirteen (The AmIRight Voting System Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Swing, Mr. Charlie"

Original Performer:

Herbie Kay & His Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Vote, Mr. Thirteen (The AmIRight Voting System Song)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

At long take on the current AmIRight voting situation, where 13 votes are automatically placed on new parodies. Who is it?
Vote, Mr. Thirteen,
Oh, vote, Mr. Thirteen,
Each time you vote, see,
Your number’s unlucky,

You’ll be sneaking it, (la-di-oh!)
Keep on heating it, (la-di-oh!)
You should only vote here once or twice,
But this someone does it thirteen times, (Oh-oh,)

Vote, Mr. Thirteen, (oh!)
Vote, Mr. Thirteen,
Please open up who are you, do...

...What you’ve done before,
Speak up now, you should tell us more,
Vote, Mr. Thirteen,
Turn out, vote out, sneak out, Mr. Thirteen!

Thinks like a trumpet,
(Trumpet solo)
Like a piano,
(Piano solo)

Thinks he has a throne,
(Trombone solo)
Vote, Mr.!
Someone had to write a parody about this. As I see it, I think that it’s a computerized application giving these votes. Not to mention that a number often associated with bad luck is being used for voting. How do you feel?

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Original Song: 
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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

User Comments

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Germaine Briant's fetid goiter - December 19, 2022 - Report this comment
You and your parody-bot can both take comfort in knowing that you'll never have to deal with getting more than one vote, let alone 13. So there's that...
Thank You 2022 - December 31, 2022 - Report this comment
Too bad we didn’t get to find out more about Mr. Thirteen and his voting charade this year. Maybe in 2023 we'll find out. Well, AmIRight users, any certain obscure television broadcasts you learned about this year? I can think of one...
ChatGPT - April 04, 2023 - Report this comment
Who knows who is giving these 13 votes but ChatGPT?
No One In Particular - April 06, 2023 - Report this comment
Leave, Mr. Thirteen! / Oh, leave, Mr. Thirteen! / Pack up your vote-bot, / And go play your XBOX ... You’ve been milking this, (la-di-oh!) / No one’s liking it, (la-di-oh!) / When you place your five-bombs thirteen times, / We will tire of your “votes” on rhymes!
Mr. Thirteen-votes - May 14, 2023 - Report this comment
“As I see it, I think that it’s a computerized application giving these votes.” ...says the guy who first started the topic on this site of an obscure television episode no one else has ever heard of, let alone cares about.

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