Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That toilet is bound to get you,

Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That toilet is bound to get you,

Flush it, flush it, flush it, flush it, flush it...mmm...

(female vocal)

Toilet Steps,
Start in to flush, then soon, you’ll be flushing,
Toilet Steps,
Go on and make a flood of feculence,

Ate Arby’s,
Made a defecation, (dee-de-oh!)
Sprang a leak,
Made a flush, then, got my bottom off the seat,

Toilet Steps,
Once you flushed it, you have to give in to
Toilet Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, flush your mess at once,
Well, number one, two, or three,
It’s the Toilet Steps!

(vocal trio)

Toilet Steps,
Start in to flush, then soon, you’ll be flushing,
Toilet Steps,
Go on and make a flood of feculence,

Ate Arby’s,
Made a defecation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Sprang a leak,
Made a flush, then, got my bottom off the seat,

Toilet Steps,
Once you flushed it, you have to give in to
Toilet Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
Flush your mess at once,
Number one, two, or three,
It’s the Toilet Steps, whoa!

Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)

Ate Arby’s,
Made a defecation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Sprang a leak,
Made a flush, then, got my bottom off the seat,

Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Toilet Steps,
(instrumental call-back)

If you’re not a dunce,
Flush your mess at once,
Number one, two, or three,
It’s the Toilet Steps, whoa!

Simple as the day is long!