-> "Its Up, Chuckie Schumer"
Original Song Title:
"It's All Up in Dixie"
Original Performer:
Henry Tucker (1863) Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Its Up, Chuckie Schumer"
The Lyrics
(Musical Introduction)
(1.)
Gun control laws, they are almost done,
Poor old Chuck,
The game you've lost, the Second's won,
Poor old Chuck,
You'd better just give up this thing,
The jury box won't faill,
To make again our freedom ring,
Poor old Chuck.
(CHORUS)
It's up, Chuckie Schumer!
It's up, Chuckie Schumer!
When we control the juries and;
END GUN CONTROL FOREVER!!
(Musical Interlude)
(2.)
You thought Sullivan's law would grow,
Poor old Chuck,
But juries soon will say "No go,"
Poor old Chuck,
We will regrow the freedom trees,
And to the juries come,
To smash gun control when we please,
Poor old Chuck.
(CHORUS)
It's up, Chuckie Schumer!
It's up, Chuckie Schumer!
When we control the juries and;
END GUN CONTROL FOREVER!!
(Musical Interlude)
(3.)
You are always boasting how you'll fight,
Poor old Chuck,
But now you're facing the TRUE Right,
Poor old Chuck,
You'll find its not Shrub on the bag,
But the patriot few,
That will stop your gun grabber brag.
Poor old Chuck.
(CHORUS)
It's up, Chuckie Schumer!
It's up, Chuckie Schumer!
When we control the juries and;
END GUN CONTROL FOREVER!!
(Musical Interlude)
(4.)
Only four Aces are in each pack,
Poor old Chuck,
But you had ten behind your back,
Poor old Chuck,
Aces don't always win the same;
Youre finding to your cost
The jury box trumps the whole game,"
Poor old Chuck.
(CHORUS)
It's up, Chuckie Schumer!
It's up, Chuckie Schumer!
When we control the juries and;
END GUN CONTROL FOREVER!!
(Musical Interlude)
(5.)
And now in a scandal you are caught,
Poor old Chuck,
When some new "plumbers" you have bought,
Poor old Chuck,
But you and your RAT traitor band
Have learned but it's too late,
The BILL OF RIGHTS must rule this land,
Poor old Chuck."
(CHORUS)
It's up, Chuckie Schumer!
It's up, Chuckie Schumer!
When we control the juries and;
END GUN CONTROL FOREVER!!
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