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Song Parodies -> "Steve Jobs a billionaire!"

Original Song Title:

"Dad's a Millionaire"

Original Performer:

Henry Clay Work

Parody Song Title:

"Steve Jobs a billionaire!"

Parody Written by:

Darby S.

The Lyrics

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Solo 1. By Steve Jobs himself
I wish you joy, my little ragged Samsung--
Steve Jobs is a billionaire!
The lawsuits come, we've waited for a tune,
And he's a billionaire!
Come Bill, come Win--go buy some better smartphones;
Come Linus, come Li--go tell S. Elop to get news--
Though once poor, we're now as rich as threws,
For he's a billionaire.

Hurrah! hurrah! now give us a stupid song--
Good bye! good bye! to Samsung and Google and Microsoft;
The computers come, we've waited for too long,
And Steve Jobs is a billionaire!

Solo 2. By Bill Gates, chairman of Microsoft!
For he's a billionaire!
And I must have an Opera or Firefox,
He's a billionaire!
Put on your PCs, and you'll go with my Windows!
Come Steve, go call Apple Store from the New York;
We'll ride in style along Redmond,
For he was a billionaire.


Solo 3. By Eric Schmidt, former CEO of Google!
Goo-goo-Google! run up Sillcon Valley--
He is a billionaire!
This Sept. 4, Larry and Sergey found this company,
For he's a billionaire!
I vow, I'll download Google Chrome to do!
Here, take them Larry, and pitch them out the Android,
I'll have the best--the best browser,
Now Steve Jobs a billionaire.


Solo 4. By Steve Jobs!
So, Cook, you think this Safari do for WebKit,
I'm a billionaire?
Well, I must build Cupertino headquarters for Apple,
As I'm a billionaire!
Though as for me, I think I should invent--
My whole pile in some Galaxy S 4s farm out Korea,
Yet I can steal, if you should think it iPhones,
Since I'm a billionaire.


Solo 5. By Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux!
I'll tell you what! we'll give an Ubuntu then,
As Steve Jobs as a billionaire!
And we'll invite distros but Tim Cook,
Since Steve J. a billionaire!
I should be sure to find another Fedora,
For haxors and fanboys, and nobles would be there--
I've turn'd him off--a Stallman's clerk, you know,
Now Steve Jobs a billionaire.

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