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Song Parodies -> "John sKerry's Orange Pumpkin Head Lie"
Original Song Title:
"Come, Pretty School-Girl!"
Original Performer:
Henry Clay Work (1882) - Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"John sKerry's Orange Pumpkin Head Lie"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
Midi for Come, Pretty School Girl vailable at: www.pdmusic.org/work
(Musical introduction)
1.
President Bush and John sKerry will be seen,
On television, in a great debating scene.
A tan sKerry will try,
To make his ratings fly,
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
(CHORUS)
That, John F. sKerry! paints his face today;
But he's still just a yawner, with whoppers all the way;
Thinks he's a great guy,
Though that tan won't fly,
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
(Musical interlude)
2.
He's bright orange, that's John sKerry's face today,
President Bush, will put this painted clown away.
Though he's surely to try,
With whoppers oh so dry,
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
(CHORUS)
That, John F. sKerry! paints his face today;
But he's still just a yawner, with whoppers all the way;
Thinks he's a great guy,
Though that tan won't fly,
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
(Musical interlude)
3.
The Presidency, does John F. sKerry seek.
But with that face, his polls will flatline in a week.
Dirty tricks he might might try!
Because that tan won't fly.
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
(CHORUS)
That, John F. sKerry! paints his face today;
But he's still just a yawner, with whoppers all the way;
Thinks he's a great guy,
Though that tan won't fly,
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
1.
President Bush and John sKerry will be seen,
On television, in a great debating scene.
A tan sKerry will try,
To make his ratings fly,
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
(CHORUS)
That, John F. sKerry! paints his face today;
But he's still just a yawner, with whoppers all the way;
Thinks he's a great guy,
Though that tan won't fly,
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
(Musical interlude)
2.
He's bright orange, that's John sKerry's face today,
President Bush, will put this painted clown away.
Though he's surely to try,
With whoppers oh so dry,
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
(CHORUS)
That, John F. sKerry! paints his face today;
But he's still just a yawner, with whoppers all the way;
Thinks he's a great guy,
Though that tan won't fly,
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
(Musical interlude)
3.
The Presidency, does John F. sKerry seek.
But with that face, his polls will flatline in a week.
Dirty tricks he might might try!
Because that tan won't fly.
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
(CHORUS)
That, John F. sKerry! paints his face today;
But he's still just a yawner, with whoppers all the way;
Thinks he's a great guy,
Though that tan won't fly,
Now he's just a pumpkin, headed DemocRAT lie.
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I like your sKerry's; too bad you couldn't have fit John "fraud" Kerry in as well
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