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Song Parodies -> "The Pump 'n' Dump Con game That Now is Called SCO"
Original Song Title:
"Come, Pretty School-Girl! or the Little White Cottage on Evergreen Square"
Original Performer:
Henry Clay Work (1882) Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Pump 'n' Dump Con game That Now is Called SCO"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
Midi available at: http://www.pdmusic.org/work.html
Musical introduction:
1.
In this IT market you will never see
A man who can act like a leopard seal with glee? --
Darl McBride's little show,
It made him C.E.O.,
Of the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
(CHORUS)
Come, Darl McBride now! You just FUD and Lie;
He'll put out more tomorrow, to make the penguin die;
That Linux must go,
So more cash will flow,
To the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
Musical interlude:
2.
Showman Darl McBride continues to get loot,
He got from Micro$oft a golden parachute.
So if down they shall go,
It shall be rich and slow,
For the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
(CHORUS)
Come, Darl McBride now! You just FUD and Lie;
He'll put out more tomorrow, to make the penguin die;
That Linux must go,
So more cash will flow,
To the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
Musical interlude:
3.
It is time the S.E.C. lowered the boom,
And put con man Darl in a crow bar fronted room.
For stock fraud is so low!
Against the law you know,
For the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
(CHORUS)
Come, Darl McBride now! You just FUD and Lie;
He'll put out more tomorrow, to make the penguin die;
That Linux must go,
So more cash will flow,
To the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
1.
In this IT market you will never see
A man who can act like a leopard seal with glee? --
Darl McBride's little show,
It made him C.E.O.,
Of the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
(CHORUS)
Come, Darl McBride now! You just FUD and Lie;
He'll put out more tomorrow, to make the penguin die;
That Linux must go,
So more cash will flow,
To the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
Musical interlude:
2.
Showman Darl McBride continues to get loot,
He got from Micro$oft a golden parachute.
So if down they shall go,
It shall be rich and slow,
For the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
(CHORUS)
Come, Darl McBride now! You just FUD and Lie;
He'll put out more tomorrow, to make the penguin die;
That Linux must go,
So more cash will flow,
To the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
Musical interlude:
3.
It is time the S.E.C. lowered the boom,
And put con man Darl in a crow bar fronted room.
For stock fraud is so low!
Against the law you know,
For the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
(CHORUS)
Come, Darl McBride now! You just FUD and Lie;
He'll put out more tomorrow, to make the penguin die;
That Linux must go,
So more cash will flow,
To the pump 'n' dump con game that now is called SCO.
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