(Musical Introduction:)

(1.)
"Please, Niger! please time that we make our big deal;
Saddam's agents were pleading, will you'll allow,
Some of your "yellow cake" to come to our country.
Saddam Hussein wants to be, nuclear now.
This should have been spied upon! every minute;
Instead of his working what do we see;
Just pillowing his head without a thing in it,
Lay big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!
Big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!

(CHORUS)
"On to Niger! Saddam's agents were ordered,
And get some "yellow cake" so an A bomb we'll see;
As there by the pool an incompetent presence
Lay big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!
Big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!

(2.)
"Please Niger! please if the stuff we're not getting;
Saddam's plastic shredders, will make us mince meat.
For our great leader, he has no way of knowing
When American George Bush, puts on the heat.
Where was our spy man! with all these goings on;
A lump by the pool is all that we see.
So this was our spy, by the pool lounging lazy
Lay big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!
Big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!

(CHORUS)
"On to Niger! Saddam's agents were ordered,
And get some "yellow cake" so an A bomb we'll see;
As there by the pool an incompetent presence
Lay big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!
Big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!

(3.)
"Please Niger! please let us get some "yellow cake";
Saddam's agents were pleading, please let us buy.
Saddam is afraid, of Dubya's righteous anger:
So if we don't get any, we're going to die."
While this goes on, our spy man is still lounging;
That pool is all of Niger that he'll see,
So now pushing for the DimBulbRat John Kerry,
Lay big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!
Big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!

(CHORUS)
"On to Niger! Saddam's agents were ordered,
And get some "yellow cake" so an A bomb we'll see;
As there by the pool an incompetent presence
Lay big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!
Big lier Joe Wilson drinking his tea!