-> "The Pack of Lies John Kerry Told"
Original Song Title:
"A Buckskin Bag of Gold"
Original Performer:
Henry Clay Work(1869) - Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Pack of Lies John Kerry Told"
The Lyrics
(Misical introduction:)
(1.)
The DemocRATS now have their guy
The man with Botox eyes;
With The truth about him coming out
And it's a big surprise!
His hero status was a crock,
And big whoppers were sold,
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
(CHORUS)
No! (Ha! ha!) Kerry's not the man!
Was neither brave nor bold.
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
Here (Ha! ha!) it's big lier John!
A bill of goods he sold;
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
(2.)
The strangest tour we ever saw
As we look at it now now!
A Swift Boat tour, it should last a year,
Was only four months, how.
Through self inflicted injuries,
From one not brave nor bold,
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
(CHORUS)
No! (Ha! ha!) Kerry's not the man!
Was neither brave nor bold.
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
Here (Ha! ha!) it's big lier John!
A bill of goods he sold;
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
(3.)
That package of John Kerry's lies,
Would gain a horrid fame;
When as "Winter Soldier" they'll be sold,
As others John gave blame!
He gave himself the hero's role,
So haughty, proud and cold,
And he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
(CHORUS)
No! (Ha! ha!) Kerry's not the man!
Was neither brave nor bold.
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
Here (Ha! ha!) it's big lier John!
A bill of goods he's sold;
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
(4.)
Now that the truth is coming out,
Don't make him President!
He will grab your guns, push the UN
And tax your every cent!
This RAT, he has the same old bill,
On Iraq to be sold!
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
(CHORUS)
No! (Ha! ha!) Kerry's not the man!
Was neither brave nor bold.
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
Here (Ha! ha!) it's big lier John!
A bill of goods he sold;
As he called others, war criminals,
In the pack of lies he told.
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