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Song Parodies -> "Micro$oft Billionaires"
Original Song Title:
"Dad's a Millionaire"
Original Performer:
Henry Clay Work (1867) Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Micro$oft Billionaires"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
Midi available at: http://www.pdmusic.org/work.html
Musical introduction:
Solo 1. By Coral Snake himself.
I give a song, about a wicked throng,
Micro$oft Billioniares!
Where you will see, they're no good all along,
Microsoft Billioniares!
Come everyone, its time to start the show;
They got their way, by crookedness and FUD,
Now hear the song, for it is time you know,
Micro$oft Billioniares.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! hurrah! Let's sing Micro$oft a song
Goodby! goodby! for freedom they do not care;
They think we're slaves, and to them we belong,
Micro$oft Billioniares!
Solo 2. By Bill Gates.
Now All you know! of cash I've got a lot,
Micro$oft Billioniares!
I've used methods, my elite masters taught,
Micro$oft Billioniares!
Though our software, is not the best around!
We have the best, copy machine you know;
and it waters, our stock until it's drowned,
Micro$oft Billionaires.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! hurrah! Let's sing Micro$oft a song
Goodby! Goodby! for freedom they do not care;
They think we're slaves, and to them we belong,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
Solo 3. By Steve Ballmer.
Hip, hip, hooray! Bill made me CEO
Micro$oft Billionaires!
And I am sure, the reason I now know,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
Bill's watered, our stock to soupy quicksand!
so when the, fertilizer hits the fan;
Instead of Bill, in prison I will land,
Micro$oft Billionaires.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! hurrah! Let's sing Micro$oft a song
Goodby! Goodby! for freedom they do not care;
They think we're slaves, and to them we belong,
Micro$oft Billionares!
Solo 4. By Darl McBride Ceo of SCO.
They found we need, a golden parachute,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
So they gave us, a way to get some loot,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
All you must do, is kill that penguin Tux
Sue IBM, but keep it far from us,
And we'll pay you, license fees for big bucks,
Micro$oft Billionaires.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! hurrah! Let's sing Micro$oft a song
Goodby! Goodby! for freedom they do not care;
They think we're slaves, and to them we belong,
Micro$oft Billionares!
Solo 5. By Coral Snake again.
So here my song! This company's gone wrong,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
Lets drop them now, we stayed with them too long,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
Its time to stop, this watered stock cash flow,
Learn linux and, set your computer free,
It's time they learned, users can now say no,
Micro$oft Billionaires.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! hurrah! Let's sing Micro$oft a song
Goodby! Goodby! for freedom they do not care;
They think we're slaves, and to them we belong,
Micro$oft Billionares!
Solo 1. By Coral Snake himself.
I give a song, about a wicked throng,
Micro$oft Billioniares!
Where you will see, they're no good all along,
Microsoft Billioniares!
Come everyone, its time to start the show;
They got their way, by crookedness and FUD,
Now hear the song, for it is time you know,
Micro$oft Billioniares.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! hurrah! Let's sing Micro$oft a song
Goodby! goodby! for freedom they do not care;
They think we're slaves, and to them we belong,
Micro$oft Billioniares!
Solo 2. By Bill Gates.
Now All you know! of cash I've got a lot,
Micro$oft Billioniares!
I've used methods, my elite masters taught,
Micro$oft Billioniares!
Though our software, is not the best around!
We have the best, copy machine you know;
and it waters, our stock until it's drowned,
Micro$oft Billionaires.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! hurrah! Let's sing Micro$oft a song
Goodby! Goodby! for freedom they do not care;
They think we're slaves, and to them we belong,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
Solo 3. By Steve Ballmer.
Hip, hip, hooray! Bill made me CEO
Micro$oft Billionaires!
And I am sure, the reason I now know,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
Bill's watered, our stock to soupy quicksand!
so when the, fertilizer hits the fan;
Instead of Bill, in prison I will land,
Micro$oft Billionaires.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! hurrah! Let's sing Micro$oft a song
Goodby! Goodby! for freedom they do not care;
They think we're slaves, and to them we belong,
Micro$oft Billionares!
Solo 4. By Darl McBride Ceo of SCO.
They found we need, a golden parachute,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
So they gave us, a way to get some loot,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
All you must do, is kill that penguin Tux
Sue IBM, but keep it far from us,
And we'll pay you, license fees for big bucks,
Micro$oft Billionaires.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! hurrah! Let's sing Micro$oft a song
Goodby! Goodby! for freedom they do not care;
They think we're slaves, and to them we belong,
Micro$oft Billionares!
Solo 5. By Coral Snake again.
So here my song! This company's gone wrong,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
Lets drop them now, we stayed with them too long,
Micro$oft Billionaires!
Its time to stop, this watered stock cash flow,
Learn linux and, set your computer free,
It's time they learned, users can now say no,
Micro$oft Billionaires.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! hurrah! Let's sing Micro$oft a song
Goodby! Goodby! for freedom they do not care;
They think we're slaves, and to them we belong,
Micro$oft Billionares!
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