-> "Shrub's Bird Flu Gun Grab"
Original Song Title:
"Marching Through Georgia"
Parody Song Title:
"Shrub's Bird Flu Gun Grab"
The Lyrics
(1.)
Bring the bird flu storm troopers, and let's sing a new song;
Sing it in the spirit that starts the empire along,
The Owl of Bohemia that makes the empire strong,
Storm troops for Shrub's bird flu gun grab.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll end the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! You'll be no longer free!
We will sing this chorus soon from sea to shining sea,
Storm troops for Shrub's bird flu gun grab.
(2.)
We'll shout useless eaters when we hear their dying sound!
As we're grabbing their guns at wherever they are found!
When our mighty bird flu shall put them into the ground,
Storm troops for Shrub's bird flu gun grab.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll end the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! You'll be no longer free!
We will sing this chorus soon from sea to shining sea,
Storm troops for Shrub's bird flu gun grab.
(3.)
Yes, and the patriots, they will soon be put to tears,
When we execute some and lock others up for years;
Ending the Republic will make us break forth in cheers,
Storm troops for Shrub's bird flu gun grab.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll end the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! You'll be no longer free!
We will sing this chorus soon from sea to shining sea,
Storm troops for Shrub's bird flu gun grab.
(4.)
And so now our bird flu will be headed coast to coast!"
Laced with total gun control and that's not just a boast;
We know this for sure because WE made the viral host,
Storm troops for Shrub's bird flu gun grab.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll end the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! You'll be no longer free!
We will sing this chorus soon from sea to shining sea,
Storm troops for Shrub's bird flu gun grab.
(5.)
So we'll make a new track for the reaper and his train,
Bring the population down eighty percent in main;
Bird flu was made by us, for your freedom to be slain,
Storm troops for Shrub's bird flu gun grab.
(CHORUS)
Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll end the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! You'll be no longer free!
We will sing this chorus soon from sea to shining sea,
Storm troops for Shrub's bird flu gun grab.
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