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Song Parodies -> "Shut Up Teresa Heinze Kerry"
Original Song Title:
"Marching Through Georgia"
Original Performer:
Henry Clay Work(1865) - Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Shut Up Teresa Heinze Kerry"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
Midi for Marching Through Georgia available at (www.pdmusic.org/civilwar.html) or at(www.pdmusic.org/work.html)
(Instrumental Introduction)
(1.)
Through a wife who's loaded, Kerry got his campaign cash,
Her money he's spending, for each big and small Bush bash,
But when her mouth opened, it was near onscene and rash,
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(CHORUS)
Teresa, she, has got a gerbil brain,
Teresa, she, is really quite insane,
When the Johns are being flushed, they'll shout it very plain.
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(2.)
Blabbed to a Republican, her harsh words shot away,
Nasty words she shouted, like a hissy cat at bay,
The Johns will be telling her, we will not win this way,
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(CHORUS)
Teresa, she, has got a gerbil brain,
Teresa, she, is really quite insane,
When the Johns are being flushed, they'll shout it very plain.
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(3.)
John Kerry said keep this up, and we'll get nasty lears,
That are intermingled with the shouting and the jeers,
And we'll be losing, Bush is getting four more years,
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(CHORUS)
Teresa, she, had got a gerbil brain,
Teresa, she, is really quite insane,
When the Johns are being flushed, they'll shout it very plain.
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(4.)
John Kerry proudly proclaimed that Dubya Bush toast,
But his wife she ran her yap, as he made this great boast,
Every thing you're saying, only speeds our downward coast,
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(CHORUS)
Tereza, she, has got a gerbil brain,
Tereza, she, is really quite insane,
When the Johns are being flushed, they'll shout it very plain.
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(5.)
Both the Johns are ticked at her, they've made it really plain,
It is your inheratence, you're throwing down the drain,
Shout one more obscenity, our election's in vain,
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(CHORUS)
Teresa, she, has got a gerbil brain,
Teresa, she, is really quite insane,
When the Johns are being flushed, they'll shout it very plain.
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(1.)
Through a wife who's loaded, Kerry got his campaign cash,
Her money he's spending, for each big and small Bush bash,
But when her mouth opened, it was near onscene and rash,
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(CHORUS)
Teresa, she, has got a gerbil brain,
Teresa, she, is really quite insane,
When the Johns are being flushed, they'll shout it very plain.
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(2.)
Blabbed to a Republican, her harsh words shot away,
Nasty words she shouted, like a hissy cat at bay,
The Johns will be telling her, we will not win this way,
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(CHORUS)
Teresa, she, has got a gerbil brain,
Teresa, she, is really quite insane,
When the Johns are being flushed, they'll shout it very plain.
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(3.)
John Kerry said keep this up, and we'll get nasty lears,
That are intermingled with the shouting and the jeers,
And we'll be losing, Bush is getting four more years,
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(CHORUS)
Teresa, she, had got a gerbil brain,
Teresa, she, is really quite insane,
When the Johns are being flushed, they'll shout it very plain.
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(4.)
John Kerry proudly proclaimed that Dubya Bush toast,
But his wife she ran her yap, as he made this great boast,
Every thing you're saying, only speeds our downward coast,
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(CHORUS)
Tereza, she, has got a gerbil brain,
Tereza, she, is really quite insane,
When the Johns are being flushed, they'll shout it very plain.
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(5.)
Both the Johns are ticked at her, they've made it really plain,
It is your inheratence, you're throwing down the drain,
Shout one more obscenity, our election's in vain,
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
(CHORUS)
Teresa, she, has got a gerbil brain,
Teresa, she, is really quite insane,
When the Johns are being flushed, they'll shout it very plain.
Shut up Teresa Heinz Kerry.
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Nasty, but well written.
Wouldn't it be cool if Kerry won Georgia? Actually, it would be a big surprise, but with the black vote fuming at the Bushes, ya never know who might be marching through Georgia... to the polls. Roll THAT in your joint and smoke it, Zell!
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