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Song Parodies -> "sKerry's using Violence!"
Original Song Title:
"Ring the Bell, Watchman!"
Original Performer:
Henry Clay Work(1865) - Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"sKerry's using Violence!"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
Midi for Ring The Bell, Watchman available at: (http://www.pdmusic.org/work.html)
(Instrumental Introduction)
(1.)
Against John sKerry, a movie now stands,
Called Stolen Honor, shows blood on his hands;
When sKerry found out, that all is not well,
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!"
(CHORUS)
Ring the bell, Warning! ring! ring! ring!
DemocRAT violence is now on the wing;
When there's bad news, about sKerry to tell --
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(2.)
Here is how John sKerry started this sleeze,
The movie was, passed out on DVDs;
Then with a goon squad, that few could excel,
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(CHORUS)
Ring the bell, Warning! ring! ring! ring!
DemocRAT violence is now on the wing;
When there's bad news, about sKerry to tell --
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(3.)
John sKerry has fired, a new warning gun
With his acts of violence, that have been done;
Now there's a new, sKerry story to tell,
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(CHORUS)
Ring the bell, Warning! ring! ring! ring!
DemocRAT violence is now on the wing;
When there's bad news, about sKerry to tell --
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(4.)
Before the goon squads and lawyers ascend --
Snap the padlock, and put this to an end;
Stop sKerry now, let's keep our nation well!"
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(CHORUS)
Ring the bell, Warning! ring! ring! ring!
DemocRAT violence is now on the wing;
When there's bad news, about sKerry to tell --
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(1.)
Against John sKerry, a movie now stands,
Called Stolen Honor, shows blood on his hands;
When sKerry found out, that all is not well,
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!"
(CHORUS)
Ring the bell, Warning! ring! ring! ring!
DemocRAT violence is now on the wing;
When there's bad news, about sKerry to tell --
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(2.)
Here is how John sKerry started this sleeze,
The movie was, passed out on DVDs;
Then with a goon squad, that few could excel,
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(CHORUS)
Ring the bell, Warning! ring! ring! ring!
DemocRAT violence is now on the wing;
When there's bad news, about sKerry to tell --
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(3.)
John sKerry has fired, a new warning gun
With his acts of violence, that have been done;
Now there's a new, sKerry story to tell,
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(CHORUS)
Ring the bell, Warning! ring! ring! ring!
DemocRAT violence is now on the wing;
When there's bad news, about sKerry to tell --
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(4.)
Before the goon squads and lawyers ascend --
Snap the padlock, and put this to an end;
Stop sKerry now, let's keep our nation well!"
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
(CHORUS)
Ring the bell, Warning! ring! ring! ring!
DemocRAT violence is now on the wing;
When there's bad news, about sKerry to tell --
sKerry's using violence --
Warning time, ring the bell!
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