-> "Bill Gave Win Source Codes To China"
Original Song Title:
"Marching Through Georgia"
Parody Song Title:
"Bill Gave Win Source Codes To China"
The Lyrics
Commemorating Bill Gates's and Micro$oft's "Shared Source" deal with Communist China that essentially "gave away the store" in order for the company to keep its world OS monopoly.
Musical Introduction:
1.
Calling on the DOJ, a traitor's caught today;
Every Windows Microslave, is right to raise some hay,
Put Bill Gates in leavenworth, the traitor has to pay!
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.
(CHORUS)
Away! Away! Put Billy Gates away!
Away! Away! To Leavenworth some day!
When you commit treason there's a price you have to pay,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.
2.
How the commies shouted, when they got the Windows code!
Got what they were longing for, another Billy toad!
Now they'll give the Internet, a commie hacker load,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.
(CHORUS)
Away! Away! Put Billy Gates away!
Away! Away! To Leavenworth some day!
When you commit treason there's a price you have to pay,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.
3.
Yes, to Freedom loving folk, this should be bringing tears,
What Bill Gates has given up, will haunt us now for years;
If this gets to terrorists, there's sure to be no cheers,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.
(CHORUS)
Away! Away! Put Billy Gates away!
Away! Away! To Leavenworth some day!
When you commit treason there's a price you have to pay,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.
4.
"We'll keep our monopoly, that penguin will be toast!"
"Give the store to commie land", as Gates and Ballmer boast;
Forgot nine-eleven and the anger of the host,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.
(CHORUS)
Away! Away! Put Billy Gates away!
Away! Away! To Leavenworth some day!
When you commit treason there's a price you have to pay,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.
5.
So treason is the way, of Micro$oft on the wain;
Just to keep their power, even if the way's insane;
It's time to learn Linux, put Micro$oft down the drain,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.
(CHORUS)
Away! Away! Put Billy Gates away!
Away! Away! To Leavenworth someday!
When you commit treason there's a price you have to pay,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.
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