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Song Parodies -> "Bill Gave Win Source Codes To China"

Original Song Title:

"Marching Through Georgia"

Parody Song Title:

"Bill Gave Win Source Codes To China"

Parody Written by:

Coral Snake

The Lyrics

Midi available at: http://www.pdmusic.org/work.html
Commemorating Bill Gates's and Micro$oft's "Shared Source" deal with Communist China that essentially "gave away the store" in order for the company to keep its world OS monopoly.

Musical Introduction:

1.
Calling on the DOJ, a traitor's caught today;
Every Windows Microslave, is right to raise some hay,
Put Bill Gates in leavenworth, the traitor has to pay!
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.

(CHORUS)
Away! Away! Put Billy Gates away!
Away! Away! To Leavenworth some day!
When you commit treason there's a price you have to pay,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.

2.
How the commies shouted, when they got the Windows code!
Got what they were longing for, another Billy toad!
Now they'll give the Internet, a commie hacker load,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.

(CHORUS)
Away! Away! Put Billy Gates away!
Away! Away! To Leavenworth some day!
When you commit treason there's a price you have to pay,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.

3.
Yes, to Freedom loving folk, this should be bringing tears,
What Bill Gates has given up, will haunt us now for years;
If this gets to terrorists, there's sure to be no cheers,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.

(CHORUS)
Away! Away! Put Billy Gates away!
Away! Away! To Leavenworth some day!
When you commit treason there's a price you have to pay,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.

4.
"We'll keep our monopoly, that penguin will be toast!"
"Give the store to commie land", as Gates and Ballmer boast;
Forgot nine-eleven and the anger of the host,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.

(CHORUS)
Away! Away! Put Billy Gates away!
Away! Away! To Leavenworth some day!
When you commit treason there's a price you have to pay,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.

5.
So treason is the way, of Micro$oft on the wain;
Just to keep their power, even if the way's insane;
It's time to learn Linux, put Micro$oft down the drain,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.

(CHORUS)
Away! Away! Put Billy Gates away!
Away! Away! To Leavenworth someday!
When you commit treason there's a price you have to pay,
Bill gave Win source codes to CHINA.

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Stray Pooch - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for introducing me to this midi website. I'm going to have some fun over there! This is a very good parody set to a rousing tune! May I suggest that you consider including a hyperlink to these tunes instead of just putting the URL in your comments section. You can do this by using the command (a href ="http://www.pdmusic.org/work.html ) Click here to hear this tune(/a) but just replace the parantheses with greater than/less than signs and put that in the BOTTOM field where you would put a copyright notice. Chuck has actually put the instructions right down there next to the field. Nice job!
Adagio - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
The midi website drew me in too! Good piece of work.
Coral Snake - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
The use rules for this site require written permission for hyperlinking directly to the midis and limit the number of midis that can be used for hyperlinking to parodies. Therefore I am following the policy of simply directing people who want to pace my update-parodies to the site itself. Hyperlinking to the site however without hyperlinking to the midis directly seems to be OK. (The owner does'nt mention this )
Coral Snake - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Once they get a good midi notation program for Linux I just might solv this little problem by sequencing my own midis for 19th and early 20th century music and use them on my own political and Anti Micro$oft website that will be similar except in politics (I am a Conspiricist rightie) to William Tong's Boot Newt Page.

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