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Song Parodies -> "Kerry's Speach has Busted"
Original Song Title:
"Babylon is Fallen"
Original Performer:
Henry Clay Work(1863) - Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Kerry's Speach has Busted"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
Midi for Babylon has Fallen available at www.pdmusic.org/work
(Musical introduction:)
(1.)
DemocRAT John Kerry
Really bombed out big time,
From the start nothing was going well.
He's sweating and dancing,
As he pours his lies out,
It's the sound of the campaign's death knell,
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude:)
(2.)
It's a verbal train wreck,
And he should have known it,
But Kerry's a feather brain we know.
It's a rambling fumble,
Made our stomachs tumble,
Most of us had to turn off the show.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical Interlude:)
(3.)
To those in the cornfields,
He'll bring back the death tax,
Grab their land and then go for their gun;
Now with debates coming,
We'll see brand new tactics,
They will be a verbal cut and run.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude:)
(4.)
When election day comes
We'll remember this bust,
And that funny looking bunny suit;
Dubya Bush we're choosing,
Kerry will be losing,
And so ends the DemocRATic hoot.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude:)
(5.)
We should be the masters,
and the state the servant,
That is what our Constitution spells;
But the Kerry DimBulbs,
They try to reverse it,
That should always ring the warning bells.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical ending:)
(1.)
DemocRAT John Kerry
Really bombed out big time,
From the start nothing was going well.
He's sweating and dancing,
As he pours his lies out,
It's the sound of the campaign's death knell,
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude:)
(2.)
It's a verbal train wreck,
And he should have known it,
But Kerry's a feather brain we know.
It's a rambling fumble,
Made our stomachs tumble,
Most of us had to turn off the show.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical Interlude:)
(3.)
To those in the cornfields,
He'll bring back the death tax,
Grab their land and then go for their gun;
Now with debates coming,
We'll see brand new tactics,
They will be a verbal cut and run.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude:)
(4.)
When election day comes
We'll remember this bust,
And that funny looking bunny suit;
Dubya Bush we're choosing,
Kerry will be losing,
And so ends the DemocRATic hoot.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude:)
(5.)
We should be the masters,
and the state the servant,
That is what our Constitution spells;
But the Kerry DimBulbs,
They try to reverse it,
That should always ring the warning bells.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical ending:)
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You've got a fan in me, Coral Snake; there's some very interesting true facts about Kerry out there, for anyone who is willing to listen.
Apparently, the two of you were not watching the same speech that the rest of the world watched. The Party's Over, it's morning in America again, Help IS on the Way - President Kerry is reporting for duty (again) and will save the day. Afterall, no American is better off than they were four years ago.
An American Who Needs Help: His speech doesn't mean jack--his record does. Or maybe you haven't bothered looking at that.
And what a record he has - he's not a draft dodger - he's a war hero who served his country. His legislative record should speak for itself - he's been effective; the dum dum in the White House has not. Mr. Miller, I think you should take a look at the republican candidate and truly ask yourself - what has he done? Is this country better off than it was four years ago? Why has this administration lied to us from Day 1 regarding the war in Iraq? Why should innocent people around the world continue to die over an unjust American Policy in Iraq? Apparently Mr. Miller, you have not looked close enough at that. I'm sorry, but your President is gone as of election day.
AWNH CLITON SAID IRAQ HAD WMDS HE HAD WMDS HE KILLED THE KURDS WITH THEM and do you know what Saddam has done well heres a clue for you jack Rape rooms mass graves, his son tourtered Iraqi athletes who did bad in sports, are tyring to say we should have left that !*@(#$ in power, you liberals are all the same kerry's reconrd in the senate is atrocious he voted aginst the death penalty for terroists, he voted agianst the 87 billon for our troops, he has flipflopped on every issue that's important. On earth day he siad SUVS are bad but he's braggeed about all the SUVs he owns. Kerry is a disgrace read my parody of Prince Charming by Metallica about him. and coarl snake I am glad I have a consevitive brother or sister here in this sea of liberalism, you have no idea how many Bush bashing songs are on this site.
Kerry's speech HAS busted... Georgie's hopes for conning the American people into electing him President for the first time! Royce: You're right, there are VERY interesting facts about Kerry, including the "west wing" one, which I thought was a regular riot. Americans Who: If it's morning, then Bush must have a hangover. But Royce is not a Mister. She's one of these women who actually thinks Bush is better for women than men. Their convention is coming up, assuming AT&T hasn't taken ALL the phone booths off the streets. Big G: I have a very good idea of how many Bush-bashing songs are on the site. Roughly 90, and that's just my own. I may have to double that total in order to get that (expletive deleted) out of our White House and put it a real man, a war hero and a man who understands America, its Constitution and its people: John Kerry, the 44th President of the United States!
More "Speach" (sic) from one who has Feet of Clay. :-)
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