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Song Parodies -> "Logs Lay The Queen"

Original Song Title:

"God Save The Queen"

Original Performer:

Henry Carey

Parody Song Title:

"Logs Lay The Queen"

Parody Written by:

Poopie Longstocking

The Lyrics

Logs lay our gracious Queen
Logs give our noble Queen
Logs lay the Queen
Bend turds victorious
Crappy and glorious
Long, rude, and odourous
Logs lay the Queen

Oh Lord her logs descend
Splatter on porcelain
They shake and fall
Confound their stickiness
Frustrate their ickiness
Her corgis lick her piss
And shave Charles' balls

Her choicest gifts in store
On porcelain she'll pour
Long may she strain
May she distend her bowels
And ever give us howls
And sing with farts and vowels
Logs lay the Queen

Our loved Dominion mess
With faeces' crappiness
From shore to shore
And let our Empire be
Regular, loose, and free
Through poo's brown symphony
For ever more

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