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Song Parodies -> "Lefty, Lefty, Lefty"

Original Song Title:

"Hefty, Hefty, Hefty"

Original Performer:

Hefty Trash Bag Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Lefty, Lefty, Lefty"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

It's actually Southpaw for Lefties, but I've always heard the shortened So'thpaw. For this parody, my inspiration is Rocky Balboa, the Italian Stallion!
Rocky
Philly
Edgy
Boxing
Faced Apollo, blows were shocking
Lefty, Lefty, Lefty
Crossing, Crossing, Crossing
Lefty, Lefty, Lefty
Gifted left-hand punching
So'thpaw in tense training
Meat locker Cattle ribs breaking
The Ring, watching his pacing
Right lead then cross left hard-hitting
Lefty, Lefty, Lefty,
Creed bleeding internally
Better use of fists than collecting!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - April 19, 2016 - Report this comment
for a second when I saw the title I thought this was going to be about Bernie Sanders... 5's
Rob Arndt - April 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Good idea, Jon!
John Lomain - April 19, 2016 - Report this comment
A knockout parody! 5's
Rob Arndt - April 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks John!

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