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Song Parodies -> "Sweaty, Sweaty, Sweaty"

Original Song Title:

"Hefty, Hefty, Hefty"

Original Performer:

Hefty Trash Bag Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Sweaty, Sweaty, Sweaty"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Fat dude enters a gym...
Dripping. Upsetting
Sweaty, Sweaty, Sweaty
Smelly, Smelly, Smelly
Sweaty, Sweaty, Sweaty
Calories are burning
Just looks so damn nasty
Cycling while eating a hot pastami!
On the treadmill, spilled Pepsi!
Never gonna lose the belly jelly
He's so Sweaty, Sweaty, Sweaty
But still eating like a piggy!!!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Jonathan - April 15, 2016 - Report this comment
I work out at home but to be fair if I DID go to the gym... this would probably be me... 5's
Rob Arndt - April 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, these parodies are not aimed at anyone or group of people. I, myself, suffer from disabilities and have packed on some weight. I do, however, walk everyday and have chores to do around the house. Perhaps I will redo this one against the stick insects parading around as ultra-thin people.
Jonathan - April 15, 2016 - Report this comment
^ yes walking! my brother & I started going for nightly walks about a month or so ago they are very relaxing! although the majority of my workouts are mostly muscle-building stuff (push-ups weightlifting squats my biceps get quite the workout from lifting so many cupcakes to my mouth lol!) overall I am not a tiny bloke! :P
Rob Arndt - April 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, I did the skinny version! Look for it on Monday...
John Lomain - April 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Hefty Steel Sak! I remember that commercial. This made me think of Homer Simpson from that one episode where he went to the gym (and mispronounced it as guym) funny 5's

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