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Song Parodies -> "Reggie Mantle"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Call My Name In Battle"
Original Performer:
Heather Alexander
Parody Song Title:
"Reggie Mantle"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Say "hi" to Reggie Mantle, he's quite wise
The magnificent Riverdale teen who was not-so-nice
He might steal Archie's girl Veronica
Not Betty or Ethel, or Chuck's cousin Monica
Listen to Reggie Mantle, he provokes
You and your pals will hear lots and lots of practical jokes
He tries to swoon with Midge, but when Moose shows
You'd know how Moose's typical winning battle goes.
Go chat with Reggie Mantle, prove yourself
You can pull off a prank on him and insult him as well
Wait 'til Jughead Jones pulls off lots of laughs
He might be the weirdest teenager you'll ever have
The magnificent Riverdale teen who was not-so-nice
He might steal Archie's girl Veronica
Not Betty or Ethel, or Chuck's cousin Monica
Listen to Reggie Mantle, he provokes
You and your pals will hear lots and lots of practical jokes
He tries to swoon with Midge, but when Moose shows
You'd know how Moose's typical winning battle goes.
Go chat with Reggie Mantle, prove yourself
You can pull off a prank on him and insult him as well
Wait 'til Jughead Jones pulls off lots of laughs
He might be the weirdest teenager you'll ever have
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It's really the age old question on which our civilization rests...
Betty or Veronica ?????
Betty or Veronica ?????
Veronica. Veronica rulz!
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