Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Don't Use My Name In Battle"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Call My Name in Battle"
Original Performer:
Heather Alexander
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Use My Name In Battle"
Parody Written by:
Deleter
The Lyrics
Written on 2004.12.18.
Don't use my name in battle
It's not wise
Do not make it yours
When you see a fire in their eyes
For when the admin
Fills this flesh I wear
I am no more a user
And you will not run, my dear
Don't use my name in battle
Stand away -
For I will never hear you,
But the moderator may
It never sees a friend,
But only foes
Just count the cut off users
Where this order guardian goes
Don't use my name in battle
Wait the time
Until I choose another,
With IP you know are mine
And then perhaps
We'll rest and talk of home
But you'll not be surprised
To see the name you chose is wrong
It's not wise
Do not make it yours
When you see a fire in their eyes
For when the admin
Fills this flesh I wear
I am no more a user
And you will not run, my dear
Don't use my name in battle
Stand away -
For I will never hear you,
But the moderator may
It never sees a friend,
But only foes
Just count the cut off users
Where this order guardian goes
Don't use my name in battle
Wait the time
Until I choose another,
With IP you know are mine
And then perhaps
We'll rest and talk of home
But you'll not be surprised
To see the name you chose is wrong
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | ||||||||
| 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | ||||||||
| 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Is this a parody or an original work?
Why, a parody!
I love it! Many thanks for the snmile on my face!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/heatheralexander0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1471