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Song Parodies -> "Little Shop Of Horrors"

Original Song Title:

"Little Drummer Boy"

Original Performer:

Harry Simeone Chorale

Parody Song Title:

"Little Shop Of Horrors"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Song #4 of my Hallo-Christmas-Ween Carols. This one is taken from one of my favorite horror films of all time and my favorite scene from said movie where Audrey II corners Seymour singing "Feed Me". This is the Christmas version of that song...
[Audrey II]:
Feed me Seymour...
Ya, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum
More than plant food I need
Bla, blood, blood, blood, blood
To make me big and green
Na, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom
I swear that I'm not mean
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom
Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum

I can't murder him!
Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope!
That's too tough!

[Audrey II]:
But I'm hungry!
Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood
You'll be a rich boy, Dude
Ba-buck, buck, buck, bucks
Cause tons of cash they'll bring
Cha-chump, chump, chump, chumps
With Audrey have a fling!
Ha-hump, hump, hump, hump
Buck, buck, buck, bucks
Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood

Shall I slay for you?
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
That's too nuts!

[Audrey II]:
Kill the dentist
Pa-punk, punk, punk, punk
To axe that man's no crime
Cho-chop, chop, chop, chop
I'll stuff my gut with him
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
He's such a pest and dim
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh
Punk, punk, punk, punk
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp

Then I'll save Audrey
From scum, scum, scum, scum
And leave the slums

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Patrick - November 12, 2014 - Report this comment
"Little Drummer Boy" is my favorite Christmas song. This is one scary re-write. I sort of envisioned a malevolent Christmas tree decorated with the faces of the victims it had consumed.
Callmelennie - November 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Took me a minute to figure out what you were up to Matthias. My whole family loves that movie; we even attended an off-Broadway production of it at Gammage Auditorium on ASU's campus ..... I even did one parody of "Suddenly Seymor" called "Suddenly Salad"

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