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Song Parodies -> "Rigged Mock Sham Recounting"

Original Song Title:

"Big Rock Candy Mountain"

Original Performer:

Harry McClintock

Parody Song Title:

"Rigged Mock Sham Recounting"

Parody Written by:

John Dacey

The Lyrics

Fraudits.
The Rigged Rock Sham Recounting

One evening as the sun went down
And the science books were burning
Some nut job came along to say
Those votes he's over-turning
The Cyber Ninjas found a way
And the ballots they're impounding
To find foul play
On election day
With a rigged mock sham recounting

With a rigged mock sham recounting
They know just what to do
Exposing ev'ry wicked trick
Like votes made from bamboo
And signatures they don't think match
Their cursory review
The votes were decreased
From the suspect deceased
And minorities too
Without much ado
In the rigged mock sham recounting.

With the rigged mock sham recounting
They'll find those ballot dumps
And all the other Commie schemes
To steal votes that were trump's
The Venezuelan vote machines
Are evil as vaccines
And you'll go to jail
If you vote by mail
Who knows what awaits
In those other states
With their rigged mock sham recounting

In a rigged mock sham recounting
They’ve got a UV light
That lets the ninjas tell on sight
The wrong votes from the right
Inspecting with their microscopes
For the minutest flaw
That bunch of dopes
Testing envelopes
Think they can tell
Through sense of smell
And their rigged mock sham recounting.

In a rigged mock sham recounting
Taxpayers foot the bill
For loonies running roughshod
O'er voting rights at will
Not stopping until they exhaust
No matter what the cost
How votes get tossed
Till the Lib'rals lost
And they justify
Telling the Big Lie
By a rigged mock sham recounting.

~ whistling~
And they will return 'cause we never learn
From their rigged mock sham recountings.

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