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Song Parodies -> "Pirating Other's Code"
Original Song Title:
"Bicycle Built for two"
Original Performer:
Harry Dare (1892) - Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Pirating Other's Code"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
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1.
Stealing source codes Bill Gates often played...Software pirate,
Our Linux switch should not be delayed...don't buy into Win Longhorn.
Had penguin problems in 2K3...Bill went in scheming mode,
Bought off the SCO group crook Darl McBride...While pirating others' code.
(CHORUS)
Longhorn, Longhorn...Another Windows more.
So kiss your code...goodbye, it's out the door.
Your CVS trees Bill's sifting...Your source codes he is lifting.
Bill's Micro ca$h...what a stash...comes from pirating others' code.
2.
There's one more item Bill had to get...Brand new desktop.
With features from KDE...you bet...and we know the reason why.
Bill Gates perfected source piracy...Sometimes thinks theft is swell.
High time for a GPL lawsuit...Then we'll own Windows as well!!
(CHORUS)
Longhorn, Longhorn...Another Windows more.
So kiss your code...goodbye, its out the door.
Your CVS trees Bill's sifting...Your source codes he is lifting.
Bill's Micro ca$h...what a stash...comes from pirating others' code.
3.
Billy and Steve quick to prosecute...small time warez kids.
While filching from other Source tree's fruit...two wrongs do NOT make a right.
GPL lawsuits might ruin their day...towards us Windows shall fly.
Isn't it time the stock holders ask...Hey, Bill and Steve tell us why.
(CHORUS)
Longhorn, Longhorn...Another Windows more.
So kiss your code...goodbye, its out the door.
Your CVS trees Bill's sifting...Your source codes he is lifting.
Bill's Micro ca$h...what a stash...comes from pirating others' code.
Stealing source codes Bill Gates often played...Software pirate,
Our Linux switch should not be delayed...don't buy into Win Longhorn.
Had penguin problems in 2K3...Bill went in scheming mode,
Bought off the SCO group crook Darl McBride...While pirating others' code.
(CHORUS)
Longhorn, Longhorn...Another Windows more.
So kiss your code...goodbye, it's out the door.
Your CVS trees Bill's sifting...Your source codes he is lifting.
Bill's Micro ca$h...what a stash...comes from pirating others' code.
2.
There's one more item Bill had to get...Brand new desktop.
With features from KDE...you bet...and we know the reason why.
Bill Gates perfected source piracy...Sometimes thinks theft is swell.
High time for a GPL lawsuit...Then we'll own Windows as well!!
(CHORUS)
Longhorn, Longhorn...Another Windows more.
So kiss your code...goodbye, its out the door.
Your CVS trees Bill's sifting...Your source codes he is lifting.
Bill's Micro ca$h...what a stash...comes from pirating others' code.
3.
Billy and Steve quick to prosecute...small time warez kids.
While filching from other Source tree's fruit...two wrongs do NOT make a right.
GPL lawsuits might ruin their day...towards us Windows shall fly.
Isn't it time the stock holders ask...Hey, Bill and Steve tell us why.
(CHORUS)
Longhorn, Longhorn...Another Windows more.
So kiss your code...goodbye, its out the door.
Your CVS trees Bill's sifting...Your source codes he is lifting.
Bill's Micro ca$h...what a stash...comes from pirating others' code.
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