Song Parodies -> "If George W Was The Tin Man"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Brain"

Original Performer:

Harry Connick, jr

Parody Song Title:

"If George W Was The Tin Man"

Parody Written by:

Nigel Reid

The Lyrics

I could while away the hours
conferring with world powers
or warring with Bahrain
And my head I'd be scratching
While Koreas plans would be hatching
If I only had a brain

I'd know not to giggle
at the euphamism "'piddle''
and may prevent acid rain
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin
I could be another Lincoln

If I only had a brain

Oh, I could tell you why
They chose me over Al Gore
or why Bill Clinton went with that *****
and then id watch Sesame street some more

I could sit and eat a muffin
A third world country i'd be stuffing

A bit of oil i would gain

Maybe id insult the EU
By mistaking them for motley crue
If I only had
If I only had a brain

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Michael Pacholek - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Actually (already old joke coming up), Bush IS the Wizard of Oz President: He has no brain, he has no heart, he proved time and again that he has no courage, we'd like to show him that there's no place like home, and PAY NO ATTENTION TO KARL ROVE BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

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