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Song Parodies -> "You're Never Coming In Without A Tie"

Original Song Title:

"You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile"

Original Performer:

Harry Connick Jr

Parody Song Title:

"You're Never Coming In Without A Tie"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

For those who wait... bars and nightclub doors
I'm Doberman
He's Jackie Chan
And you're gonna die
Oh, brother, if you try coming in
Without a tie

Your clothes may be by Armani
And cost you an eye
No, brother, you still ain't coming in
Without a tie

Who cares if you bought that
In Burtons or Saville Row?
If there's nowt around your neck
The answer is still NO
Too bad, mate

No, stallion
With shirt open wide
No, mister, you
Still ain't coming in
So take it on the chin, oh sister
Of course you can come in
Without a tie

Tie - go get a tie.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Kristof Robertson - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Burtons? Not exactly haute couture...;-) 555
AFW - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Phils my laugh quota for the day...fivers
Rick C - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Medallions, three to you, sir....555
John Jenkins - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Phil. I like the humorous double standard in the ending. I think you deserve congratulations for being the first to parody this song at AmIRight. I was going to do, "Because of Kinky Sex, You Must Stand Trial," but I lacked the enthusiasm to do another Michael Jackson parody.
Arwen - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I totally pictured Peter Marshall/Bert Healy singing this a la "Annie," but that only made it funnier...=) Great job, Phil!

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