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Song Parodies -> "You're Never Coming In Without A Tie"

Original Song Title:

"You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Harry Connick Jr

Parody Song Title:

"You're Never Coming In Without A Tie"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

For those who wait...

...at bars and nightclub doors
I'm Doberman
He's Jackie Chan
And you're gonna die
Oh, brother, if you try coming in
Without a tie

Your clothes may be by Armani
And cost you an eye
No, brother, you still ain't coming in
Without a tie

Who cares if you bought that
In Burtons or Saville Row?
If there's nowt around your neck
The answer is still NO
Too bad, mate

No, stallion
Med-allion
With shirt open wide
No, mister, you
Still ain't coming in
So take it on the chin, oh sister
Of course you can come in
Without a tie
Tie!
Tie!

[Spoken:]
Tie - go get a tie.

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Kristof Robertson - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Burtons? Not exactly haute couture...;-) 555
AFW - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Phils my laugh quota for the day...fivers
Rick C - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Medallions, three to you, sir....555
John Jenkins - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Phil. I like the humorous double standard in the ending. I think you deserve congratulations for being the first to parody this song at AmIRight. I was going to do, "Because of Kinky Sex, You Must Stand Trial," but I lacked the enthusiasm to do another Michael Jackson parody.
Arwen - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I totally pictured Peter Marshall/Bert Healy singing this a la "Annie," but that only made it funnier...=) Great job, Phil!

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