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Song Parodies -> "Take Me Out To The Ballgame(*)"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Out To The Ballgame"

Original Performer:

Harry Caray

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me Out To The Ballgame(*)"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Just the chorus (nobody sings the original verses anyway), repeated. Hey, if the players can cheat, so can I!
Take me out to the ballgame
Because I want to see
Doping and steroids and "creams," oh my
For a pennant, let's give 'em a try
And let's root for Human Growth Hormones
Without them, baseball is lame
For it's shots, dope, pills 'till you drop
At the old ballgame!

Take me out to the ballgame
Inflate me with some "juice"
Buy me some peanuts and Crack...
Once I start there'll be no going back
So let's all shoot up for the skipper
So we can Rocket to fame
For it's shots, dope, pills 'till you drop
At the old ballgame
Parody by Mason "asterisk" Resnick

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Max Power - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=mitchell/071213 Another idea for your song parody, keep it up.
alvin - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
AMEN.....baseball is like a religion to me and these pumped up idiots are blasphemers in my scorecard
Barry Wilson JR. - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
All 5's from me... and they're not juiced.
MasonR - December 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Max, alvin & Barry!

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