Song Parodies -> "Jump in the Line-Up (Winona Ryder)"

Original Song Title:

"Jump In the Line (Shake, Shake Senora)"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Harry Belafonte

Parody Song Title:

"Jump in the Line-Up (Winona Ryder)"

Parody Written by:

Belly Fonty and the Hollywood PD

The Lyrics

This is a song about troubled actress Winona Ryder, who is accused of shoplifting and using a fake prescription to purchase medication in December, 2001. (Yes, the original song is from the soundtrack of Winona's film, "Beetlejuice")

Take, take, take, Winona, take de fashion line
Take, take, take, Winona, take it do de crime
Run, run, run, Winona, run wit' all your might
Run, run, run, Winona, run all through de night

Lovely girl named Winona
From southern California
And when she fleeces, oh brother!
No one else does de larceny better

(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-OK, please don't shove her!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-OK, please don't shove her!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-OK, please don't shove her!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-Whoa!

Take, take, take, Winona, take de fashion line-Whoa
Take, take, take, Winona, take it do de crime
Run, run, run, Winona, run wit' all your might
Run, run, run, Winona, run all through de night

You can talk about bank rolls
Snatchin' or grand theft auto
Winona's loot is inside her
The actress dat go by
De name Miss Ryder

(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-OK, please don't shove her!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-Take dat booty, child!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-Somebody call 911!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-Whoa, Win-o-na!

Take, take, take, Winona, take de fashion line
Take, take, take, Winona, take it do de crime-Whoa!
Run, run, run, Winona, run wit' all your might-Yahoo!
Run, run, run, Winona, run all through the night

Winona's a revelation
The reason for procreation
But fellas, hold on to your wallets
'Cause she wind up wit' dem t'ings and she fly like a rocket

(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-OK, please don't shove her!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-Hoist those hands a little higher!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)-She kiss Rachel on 'Friends'!
(Jump in de line-up, move you body and line up)-Whoa, Win-o-na!

Take, take, take, Winona
Take de fashion line
Run, run, run, Winona
Run and do de crime

Steal, steal, steal, Winona
Steal wit' all your might
Run, run, run, Winona
Run all through de night

Winona steals at the drug store
When she want to she take more
And when she get a fixation
At de ol' pharmacy
She'll fake a prescription

(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)Ok, please don't shove her!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)Someone call 911!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)OK, Please don't push her!
(Jump in de line-up, move your body and line up)Whooooa

Take, take, take, Winona, take the fashion line
Take, take, take, Winona, take it do de crime
Run, run, run, Winona!

Look for Winona in her next picture, "Old Maid in Cell Block G".

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