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Song Parodies -> "Belafonte's With Stalin"

Original Song Title:

"Man Smart (Woman Smarter)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Harry Belafonte

Parody Song Title:

"Belafonte's With Stalin"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

Now that Harry Belafonte's dead, we'll be hearing a lot of hypocritical eulogies of him from his fellow America-hating socialist vermin and even more hypocritical calls for us not to speak ill of the dead. Well, screw 'em: I say we should bury his remains in a septic tank under a public latrine somewhere so that people can show that flaming fool the same kind of "respect" he showed for all other people's lives and liberties everywhere he went while he was still alive.
"Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Aieee!
Reallyreallyreallyhot! Aieee!"

Some say good die young, while bad live almost forever;
A case in point: Belafonte.
Ninety-six when out he go;
Now burns with Commie dictators below.

No, not I, but some people do lie:
Say that Belafonte is living on high;
But you see, he's down where he chose to be:
With the Stalinists eternally!

That's right: Belafonte's with Stalin!
That's right: Mao Tse-Tung and Stalin!
That's right: Paul Robeson and Stalin!
That's right! That's right!

Yeah, ever since his career's start,
Supported Commies with his art;
If you read from his autobiography,
You goin' see why he burning endlessly

No, not I, but some people do lie:
Say that Belafonte is living on high;
But you see, he's down where he chose to be:
With the Stalinists eternally!

During the Cold War—some decades ago—
He was with the Soviets, you should know;
He hated on the U.S.A. with every breath
While his buddy Mengistu starved a million to death!

No, not I, but some people do lie:
Say that Belafonte is living on high;
But you see, he's down where he chose to be:
With the Stalinists eternally!

That's right: Belafonte's with Stalin!
That's right: Mengistu and Joe Stalin!
That's right: With Beria and Stalin!
That's right! That's right!

Hey, you might think when U.S.S.R. fell,
Harry would mend his ways as well;
Ah, but no: he stood with Castro—
Now also dead—and with him down below.

Not I, but some people do lie:
Say that Belafonte is living on high;
But you see, he's down where he chose to be:
With the Stalinists eternally!

That's right: Belafonte's with Stalin!
That's right: Fidel Castro and Stalin!
That's right: Hugo Chavez and Stalin!
That's right! That's right!

I could say a lot more of his villainy:
Sedition, treason, perfidy.
Commie paradise he says we should be;
He's there now... for eternity!

No, not I, but some people do lie:
Say that Belafonte is living on high;
But you see, he's down where he chose to be:
With the Stalinists eternally!

He's with Stalin!
Of course, not everybody down in Commie Paradise (i.e. Hell) is a Commie like Stalin (e.g. his National Socialist former Axis ally Hitler is also there), nor even a particularly notorious sinner like Belafonte and all the others mentioned by name in this song. In fact, Hell is positively stuffed with what most would consider to be good, nice, and decent people; which begs the question: if those people are being punished for their relatively mild and inconspicuous sins, what punishments must visited on such blatantly and thoroughly evil monstrosities as Harry Belafonte and all his favorite Commies?

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Michael Pacholek - April 28, 2023 - Report this comment
When I give a parody all ones, I admit it and put my name on it, unlike most of the right-wing cowards on this site. Harry Belafonte was one of the great men of his age, who uplifted so many people. He was too good for us. You are not.
CML - April 29, 2023 - Report this comment
So you didnt like this parody, Mike? I wasnt too thrilled with it myself. Too much hostility. If you want to slam Belafonte, be funny first ... But why this disgusting slam about right wing cowards? You enjoy making us angry? Well, you're succeeding. We are angrier now than Ive ever seen us in my entire lifetime .. by a huge margin. And you seem to think this is a good thing
Phil Alexander - April 30, 2023 - Report this comment
CML - "Why the slam about right wing cowards"?? Look at any of MP's parodies, or mine for that matter. Full of puerile invective from exactly that sort of pseudonymous, pusillanimous, voter-fraud-committing coward.

Sure, you're all angrier now than you have been for a lifetime: because you have been systematically lied to with that as an overt intention, and now it is very clear that those you have chosen to believe have been lying to you, you pretend to yourself that you haven't been wrong all along which just makes you even more angry. The solution is simple: stop thinking that the right-wing culture warriors are part of who you are, and look at the world without the biased blinkers you have maintained for the past years.
Proud American - April 30, 2023 - Report this comment
MP & PA, the real question here is: whachab'tch'n'bout? Harry Belafonte is with a whole lotta his favorite kinda people right now, and a whole lotta them are YOUR favorite kinda people too: Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Hugh Hefner, Harvey Milk, Walter Duranty, Audrey Hale, George Floyd, Anthony Huber, Joseph Rosenbaum, Gerry Studds, Jeffrey Epstein, George Tiller, Antonio Gramsci, Trofim Lysenko, Almyra Oveta Fuller, Grant Wahl, Karen Croake Heisler, Louie Knuxx, Sohrab Lutchmedial, Michael Gerson, Herbert Lawrence Block, Helen Thomas, Rachel Corrie, Dennis Raimondo, Riah Milton, Carl Levin, Valerie Solanas, Haskell Wexler, Matthew Wayne Shepard, and Jerry Springer—to name just a few! If you brainwashed far-left-narrative-spewing delusion-dwelling cultural Marxists continue goose-stepping down the wokester cultist path you've chosen for yourselves, you'll end up being with a whole lotta your favorite kinda people (including Belafonte) too.

Woke "Heaven" is a very tolerant, diverse, inclusive, equitable, politically correct, socialistic, multicultural, artistically transgressive, proudly LGBTQIAP+, collectivist kinda place. Everyone there not only BELIEVES their world is being cooked by global warming or climate change or climate disruption or whatever the hell you're calling it these days, but is actually EXPERIENCING it at this very moment. It has people of every single skin color, ethnicity, nationality, religious affiliation, and sexual identity in it, and everyone there will be practicing the Seven Great Autonomous Virtues of Avarice, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Pride, Sloth, and Wrath for all eternity; so as I say, it's your kinda place.
Alex Philander - April 30, 2023 - Report this comment
Yeah, just look at any of MP's unfunny "parodies" or (for that matter) yours: full of puerile invective from exactly the sort of perfidious, pusillanimous, voter-fraud-committing-and-supporting cowards and traitors you leftards all are.

Sure, you're all spinning your hypocritical narratives harder now than you ever did before in all your lives; because now your masks are off and that evil ideology of yours about which you treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs had previously been systematically lying to conceal from us is now your very openly and overtly stated intention, and it is very clear that you have chosen to believe your own lies. You pretend to yourselves (and us) that you haven't been lying about EVERYTHING you believed all along which just makes you spin your fraudulent narratives that much more desperately. The solution is simple: stop lying to yourselves and us about the far-left fascist Gramscian propagandists you are (it's not as if you've fooling anyone but yourselves anyway), and look at the world through your own eyes, rather than through the distortions of the narrative lenses through which you have been filtering everything you see for nearly your entire lives.
Phil Alexander - May 01, 2023 - Report this comment
QED. See what I mean? Two cowards, too scared to own up to who they are. I can kinda understand, though: I wouldn't want to put my name to such pathetic, pointless posts, either.
Phil Alexander is TOTALLY my real name! - May 01, 2023 - Report this comment
What a cowardly, whiny, hypocritical little Biden-rimming Britcunt I am!
Troll Survivor - May 01, 2023 - Report this comment
See, this is why I didn't allow comments on my cowardly unfunny invective-filled Trump-bashing "parody" today: because I'm really "Phil Alexander" the cowardly, whiny, hypocritical little Biden-rimming Britcunt.
Phil Alexander - May 01, 2023 - Report this comment
True to form: make up s***, post it pseudonymously and project ones own cowardice onto others. Twice, pretending to be two different people. It's quite hard to overstate just how completely pathetic this is.

And such poor invective: did I trigger the poor, whiny little snowflake?
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Mr 1s - May 02, 2023 - Report this comment
Please let’s all be friends. It’s summer soon!
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2023 - Report this comment
Yawn, conservatives. Jerry Springer? LOL.
poomaster - May 03, 2023 - Report this comment
Dear Agrimorfee Please be aware there are ongoing Ming instances of trolls trying to mess with submitters as well as adding 13 bogus 555 votes that fuels the fire
Ag@poo - May 04, 2023 - Report this comment
Been here since 2000, I am quite aware.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - May 04, 2023 - Report this comment
Mind if I join in?

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